This may have been asked before, but if Oz is so superior to GB, why don't you live there. Surely this would be best for everyone?

Allegedly he's been asked over here because they don't have the skilled workforce here for his particular job. Personally, i think the Zoological Society of London asked him to come over for their marsupial breeding program.

He's not an aussie.
He's an old regular user who's changed name and got a bit wackier

I'm doing some mature studying in Willesden, Dudden Hill Lane up to Neasden shopping centre is always bad in the rush hour. I walk the last mile purely because it's quicker than the traffic crawl.
London traffic is W---

Barry

It's just London that's crap. Took me 80 minutes to get from Craven Cottage to the M4 the other Saturday.

That's nothing. Apparently it takes Barry six hours to drive from Dollis Hill (London) to "London". Though I'm not sure what route he's taking if he covers 210 miles doing it.

Arrrrrrrgh

I meant Hull

"BONZA"

oh please.

So sad.

thats actually very funny. ill pay that

He is a obsessive weirdo who needs help from a professional. If only he was actually funny it would be tolerable.

You would have to be an Aussie to get it

Have you heard of the internet? I believe there are places on it that extensively review hotels and B&Bs.

ahh but he wants to know where YOU will be staying: it wasn't rape, it was suprise sex eh barrington

At last, something we can all agree on!

I bought an aussie passport on ebay. I also got a native plant and a lamington.

Lamingtons are an Australian cake. You may want to use this term in the future to make you look more Australian. Also add more OTT terms like Ripper!!! Beauty Mate and Mad as a cut snake to your ensemble.

ive never heard some of the terms barry uses, but the actually living in australia means that what you hear differs from what people put on wikipedia

bonza idea?




RB is right.

Keep on posting Barry,I'm enjoying the banter between you and the Pommie Army,..keep stirring them up, I can feel their "hot air" rising,you seem to be copeing alright without help from other Aussies so I will leave you to bash the excretia out of them,...if I feel you are in any way being traumatised by them...(unlikely) I will join you,I love extracting the urine out of the poms,they are such "easybeats" to stir.

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He's a pom.

the guy you quoted has 11 posts and has the motto of the ARU in his avatar.

im guessing its another alias.

Nothing gets past you does it champ??



Ever considered a career as a private detective?

Well no...you probably wouldnt have.

Thats because you are British.


You see Dally....us Aussies often use words and phrases like 'Bonza' 'Flat out like a lizard drinking' 'Dunny' Rooted' 'Carked' 'Troppo' etc etc........in a sort of 'p*ss take' type way....in other words thats the way the rest of the world percieve us to talk....so we talk that way for a bit of a laugh amongst ourselves.

So you just stick to copying and pasting links to random topics about Aussie footy (probably from your little one bedroomed housing commission flat somewhere near Leeds) and pretending to come from the greatest little country on the planet.

Burwood? And this from a bloke who had never even heard of the Blue Mountains



Carry on 'Dally'

You drongo

It seems to have escaped your attention that this is a rugby league forum for rugby league discussions.