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45452.jpg [i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in,
You take your Brownie out,
You put your Bennett in,
And you make it to the 8,
You do the Oki Chokie,
And you get knocked out,
Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t]
[quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
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| Although this delightful little island you call home is only about half the size of my uncle Wayneo's Northern Territory cattle station it still seems to take at least half a day to actually travel anywhere by car. It took me almost 3 hours to travel from Hammersmith to Oxford the other day by car. Last week it took us 45 mins to travel from a takeaway in Willesden to our Dollis Hill sharehouse during which time our Battered Savs had gone cold. What the hell is wrong with this country?
As RLFans biggest legend sat in the back of the car stuck in yet another hold up silently cursing the day he ever came to the UK he had another fantastic idea.
Why dont we share information on decent bed and breakfasts/Cheap hotels to stay in around the UK as we travel to watch the footy?
Example...from Dollis Hill to London is about 210 miles. Given pommie driving conditions this will take about 6 hours ... if not more. So then you watch the footy, have a few beers, a takeway ...and then you have a 6 hour trek back to London.
Example 2... Dollis Hill to Wrexham to watch the Wrexham Crusaders ...just under 200 miles. Journey time...probably about the same travelling time as a trip to Hull. Thats 12 hours of my life I will never get back wasted by sitting in a car on some shonky pommie motorway.
Now I know that anyone on this board would be more than happy to put Barry McKenzie and his mates up for a night in their own houses. And who could blame them?
However Barry McKenzie would sooner pay his own way and sleep in a bed and breakfast. At least then I wouldnt feel so bad about bringing a sheila back or vomiting all over the wall to wall.
Good idea?
There must be some good bed and breakfasts that people on here have used whilst travelling to SL games around the place they could recommend?
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| I don't know what I thought your good idea was going to be, but it wasn't that.
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45452.jpg [i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in,
You take your Brownie out,
You put your Bennett in,
And you make it to the 8,
You do the Oki Chokie,
And you get knocked out,
Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t]
[quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
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| Quote: Jimmythecuckoo "I don't know what I thought your good idea was going to be, but it wasn't that.'"
I know what you mean Jimmy I've had that many
This has to be one of the best though.
I've stayed in hotels around this country that make Guantanamo Bay detention centre look like the Hilton.
Maybe if people on here can recommend good ones they have stayed in before it might help a few weary travellers out.
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| Quote: Barry_McKenzie "I know what you mean Jimmy I've had that many
Bates' Motel would be a great place for you to stay.
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45452.jpg [i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in,
You take your Brownie out,
You put your Bennett in,
And you make it to the 8,
You do the Oki Chokie,
And you get knocked out,
Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t]
[quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
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| Quote: Wadski "Bates' Motel would be a great place for you to stay.'"
I hear in Huddersfield thats considered a 5 star resort.
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| On the odd occasion I do an overnight stay (evening game for instance) what do you reckon the odds are of me choosing to ruin the weekend by recommending the place I'm stopping at to "Barry McKenzie and his mates*"?
* yeah, right.
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45452.jpg [i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in,
You take your Brownie out,
You put your Bennett in,
And you make it to the 8,
You do the Oki Chokie,
And you get knocked out,
Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t]
[quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
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| Quote: tb "On the odd occasion I do an overnight stay (evening game for instance) what do you reckon the odds are of me choosing to ruin the weekend by recommending the place I'm stopping at to "Barry McKenzie and his mates*"?
* yeah, right.'"
Better than average?
Hey if we stayed in the same B&B I could pitch a few ideas to you about how to improve this site a little bit over a few cold ones and a footy frank with tomato sauce dip?
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| Quote: Barry_McKenzie "I hear in Huddersfield thats considered a 5 star resort.'"
You've never been to Huddersfield have you?
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45452.jpg [i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in,
You take your Brownie out,
You put your Bennett in,
And you make it to the 8,
You do the Oki Chokie,
And you get knocked out,
Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t]
[quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
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Actually......yes
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| Quote: Barry_McKenzie "Although this delightful little island you call home is only about half the size of my uncle Wayneo's Northern Territory cattle station it still seems to take at least half a day to actually travel anywhere by car.'"
That's because one country is full of stuff that roads have to go AROUND and the other is made up mostly of sheep droppings, backpackers' bodies and lands sacred to the indigenous population, that the roads go straight OVER.
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