I say we bring back last years "answer a question by kicking a rugby ball into a coned area even though the ball has an odd bounce-athon"

it would take a huge marketing spend to get her knockers off the ground too......

It could be worse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus the Nolans have let themselves go a bit...

To be fair, Coleen has always looked like that...

Let's be honest, people wanting more 'mature' cheerleaders are kidding themselves. Most of the girls in Warrington are pregnant just after puberty, do you want to see people cheerleading with kankles and stretch marks? Maybe some of the players can recruit some lasses from the local gyms/wine bars to provide some proper entertainment. These dregs that we seem to give valuable viewing time to are pitifully poor, it's the sort of stuff that gives BGT a bad name.

I'd like to see the half time challenge brought back and watch a bloke try kick a conversion from the half way or something along those lines. make someone dizzy and have them do a challenge of some sort. I used to like it anyway

I'd like to see a midget motorcycle display team and the dog from Britain's Got Talent, Joel Monaghan has to chase it, if he catches it a random Away supporter has to be executed on the half way line by one of the display team jumping off the top of a 40mph V formation doing an elbow drop to the temple.
If Monas doesn't catch it, 52 Wire fans jump on the pitch and have to try to catch it before the game kicks off again whilst dodging mini motor bikes. The one that catches the dog gets to dance with it at full time and gets a free hotdog and pint for the start of the 2nd half.

You wouldnt get your pint for the start of the 2nd half because of the queue at the bar

The point of cheer leading is to get the fans in the mood to cheer on their team. Girls dancing to rap music is about as far away from that concept as its possible to get.
Get the club the organise a couple of trumpeters, and drummers and singers to stand with the crowd to belt our some singalong tunes. That's Cheer Leading in its purest form.

How about 'flog a pie'...... at half time a wiganer gets chained from both wrists to the posts infront of the west stand.. he then gets whipped by a flaming cat o nine tails by the winner of the lucky prize draw.

What about our periodic tenor Lawrence Robinson doing classical versions of Oh Warry Warry , Warrington is Wonderful , The Mighty Wigan Rugby... ,& maybe even the darts song. Steven Broomhead & other directors could breakdance to the musak.

or maybe we could have some sort of pre match celebrity chef on the pitch.... Get Mr Moran to pull a few strings

Jamie Oliver cooks some of warrington favourite dishes.

' large donner meat and chips washed down with a 3 litre bottle of white lightning...bit of a fight, 3 months in risley'

or maybe one of the ladies... 'Large big mac meal with a DIET coke' followed by a spot of teenage pregnancy and a house on poplars ave.

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you missed out stage three after Poplars Avenue, a morning slot to do a DNA test on Jeremy Kyle.

Bring back the twins. That is all

I can't believe anyone actually gives a .

We'd struggle to find enough nice looking women in Warrington who can also dance

I would like to see Mc Hammer

Stop Hammer time.

That the Scottish version of MC Hammer?

It would never work. Who would come forward after winning? Might as well give them a T-shirt with “mug me” on it.

this is probably the best we could rustle together with 6 months notice

Warrington isn't actually as bad for women as people think. OK it's no Tallinn or Rio de Janeiro, but the widening of the gene pool since it became a new town in the late 60's has meant there's a decent number knocking about.

In the more traditional areas which have housed the same Warringtonian families for generations you see less pretty ones, but the newer parts where there has been a big influx of Scousers, Mancs and people from different parts of the country a passable selection of women can be found.

Well, I will be interested to see the responses to that this evening.

I remember when I was a lad on the school football team, going to schools like Sankey and Greggs used to be a right treat. I suppose you're right in ways; however, as pretty as they are, they're always game for a good rattling, which is a Warrington trait through and through.

The main problem with Warrington birds is that the ones worth banging are usually housed up with tight, white t-shirt wearing, sted head, skinhead chavs bouncing around in level.

"But he knock's you around love"

"That's just him showing me he loves me"

(SHAKES HEAD IN DISBELIEF)