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Victor big brother five

Funnily enough, so am I.

Although methinks we're talking about two different BUCS here...

Indeed we are

You been appointed any SRL games yet lad?

Havent put my name forward yet until I know whats happening with work. Im too good for your level though, only do Met v Loughborough me

I still dare him to send me off if he does.

TBF I doubt you're quick enough to make any infringement

I'm still getting by like this -

We all have old school headphones somewhere in out houses. I need mine more than ever now because I’ve managed to break some £15 ear friendly ones from ASDA. Anyways here are my broken old school headphones -



Below is me struggling to use them with a ipod and watching someone on BBC I player (honest).



Solution?

Get the belt from your dressing gown -



Wrap the belt round your head and pop the headphones in your sorted! -



Since it’s a credit crunch I hope you find this tutorial useful! I’ll even get a (yes I do have them) mate to film me walking round like this not embarrass. At least I get to listen to decent music!

Watching you trying to keep up when Frank made a break was comical

Which 1 was he? I believe the only person I wasnt able to stay with was that winger

He'd struggle to keep up if I made a break...

Only down hill lad, only down hill.

That would be him.

No doubt, I've seen your style in that chair on a night out.

Perfectly composed you mean?

In that case then you have no place to ridicule me

Day Two On Jord Rhinosaur poo 4/11/09

It’s a relief to get out of his body but bangs head could still be in they as far am I’m aware. If it was bangs choice Jord Rhinosaur would of swallowed his head down the wrong hole and choke to death but his head isn’t that big to cause such an tragedy.

Anyways I’m still stuck on that toxic poo and Headingley is still cornered off giving conspiracy theorist something to masturbate about what’s happened. Earlier today I was probed by scientist who think they found new life but I can’t tell them I’m human because the poo has made it impossible for me to get this suit off and talk properly. That’s if they’ll believe I’m human anyways.

I don’t know what tomorrow holds in the search for bangs head. But it sure is day three on Jord Rhinosaur poo

If thats what you call ramming it into the back of people's legs

Nice to see Liam Botham playing well today at the golf

[size=150Come Get Free Food And Meet My Type[/size Where: Victoria Hotel, Great George Street, Leeds City Centre LS1 3DL Starts from around 1pm and its free Live music from Egokiller, Mr Pasty, L-Mo, My Pet Brick; Talks by Brian Gerrish, Andrew Johnson, Anthony Beckett; You might even meet the David Ickes of Leeds! More info here - www.truthforum.co.uk/announcing_ ... 03-10-2009

[size=150Come Get Free Food And Meet My Type[/size Where: Victoria Hotel, Great George Street, Leeds City Centre LS1 3DL Starts from around 1pm and its free Live music from Egokiller, Mr Pasty, L-Mo, My Pet Brick; Talks by Brian Gerrish, Andrew Johnson, Anthony Beckett; You might even meet the David Ickes of Leeds! More info here - www.truthforum.co.uk/announcing_ ... 03-10-2009

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Well continuing my form of bumping into RLFans members in Leeds having the honour of seeing Damo-Leeds last week i had the privilege to meet Wheels albeit being slightly half-cut...

I spent my Saturday night listening to this guy and he’s told me that Leeds is ran by a charity organisation that meets under the Chatham House Rule and we all know who resides at Chatham House



Shouldn’t a charity want to boast about its meetings?

The pleasures all mine... Lovely to meet you too Emma!

Has anybody heard ov them new viagra eye drops i got some they dint do owt really they just made me look hard