Quote: debaser "We could do with a referee out on the p!$$ the night before a big match or something.'"
That wouldn't make the papers. He'd have to slap someone's granny around or something.
Anyway, back on to Rooney and Man Utd.
Sir Alex has organised an old banger race to help with team building. Scholes turned up in a Morris Minor, Giggs arrived in a Citron and Rooney came in an Escort....