You have four moderators on Red, Amber & Black. They are, without exception, intelligent, worthy, fair, wonderful and in debt to me by £20....

Mod: Shaggoth
RN: Christian
Age: 33
Moderating tendencies: Fleetingly fascist. Occasionally fair.

Mod: AF
RN: Andrew
Age: 28
Moderating tendencies: fat fingers + iPhone = random thread merge

Mod: Bullseye
RN: Sam
Age: 37
Moderating tendencies: A cross between Robocop and Chief Wiggum with IT iliteracy thrown in.

Mod: Bullpower
RN: Stephen
Age: 46 (FFS!)
Moderating tendencies:Genetically engineered fascist, regular class A drug user, paid up account holder with 192.com (be aware, be very aware ) and flippant to the ninth degree.

I like the sound of Shaggoth.

Is that bullseyes real name or is it short for something? Like is he a coloured fella?

Where am dat warty melon!

I hope this practice does not catch on, I have this recurring nightmare where I invite all of the registered users of southstander.com to a "Meet the mod (singular)" event at Headingley and only Danny turns up with all his passwords and proxy settings.