My memory of Essex Eels is that it was the longest trip to Asda EVER!
We (Warrington Wizards) set off early for the long drive down there. The players got changed and strapped and were warming up on the pitch only to then be told that they didn't have a team. Got changed, went to Asda for some booze and drank their way back to Warrington!
I think Asda were happy about our visit though!