Quote: Billysmartscircus "I have a tiny, tiny cock, it's no more than an acorn really, in the words of Nelly Furtado, I'm "Hung Like A Bird", I therefore have to draw attention to myself by pretending to be a thick Rover's fan despite every single person on this website I am not that.'"
BTW, I recognise the irony in that post. Post modern innit.