After a year of dissappointment we need a lift and need someone to step up and shine and rip the championship up. Who is the answer for us?

Dixon will be top try scorer.

Maybe Shaw ? Up until his injury he looked a decent player and has pace

Ryan Shaw?

Will do ok if he plays fullback. Was exposed playing centre and wing at times for us in the championship.

More to the point, who will wash and rinse the cars at the Caravan Park Girodome carwash. I suppose if it supplements the players wages they won't be bothered what extra jobs they have to do.

Are you available to rinse the cars ? We could do with a scrubber and you seem to fit the bill.

Shaun Lunt confirmed as part of the 2017 squad, he should certainly shine in the Championship.

The key is to try to bounce straight back as the longer you spend down here the more players get used to the lower standard and then can't raise it when it comes to the 8s.

With Hudgell at least you have some financial stability and with Sheens in charge you've got an experienced coach. I'd say you're definite favourites but there will be slip ups. Games can be a lot more "physical" so you need forwards willing to get stuck in. Our forwards got bullied at times by some part time packs who play a tougher style than they're used to in SL and referees at this level aren't as good so you have to take care of yourselves.

Good lad. First one to put the club and fans first. Let's see who follows. There will be players that disappoint us, just hope the core of who we want will stay. I've a feeling the overseas contingent we want will leave. Catalans being the biggest draw after having been very reliant on foreign players in the past.

Every man and his dog seem to be on their way out of Catalans at the moment... not sure what's gone on (if anything) so you could well be right.

Surprised nobody has beaten me to this, but surely the most obvious example of someone who will shine would be Mr Sheen.

I'll get my coat