And, once you've made it, it's ruddy horrible. Best not to bother.

I quite like it, just can't seem to make it. Perhaps it's the skimmed milk?

Spiced ham?

Bizarre

Do they still do spam fritters at chippies in Hull? Used to love spam fritters before I could afford to buy fish

He posted a comment about it being interesting, and then posted the article. It was long but can't see it being a problem.

Did he receive a site ban with the 'delete user [iand [/iposts' checkbox - checked?

A groin strain would be a physio - gingerspice, not a student nurse.

Besides I'm studying Children's nursing, you'd quality in mentality only, unfortunately the reception wouldn't see it that way and you'd be diverted to the mental health team.

I have my own bed in the mental health ward. You should pop in and see me

Obviously decided it wasn't that interesting after all.

You see, now I know you're mental. There are no beds - That's you imagination turning the padded cell into sometime more 'normal'.

There's a grown man in the next cell who has downloaded some piccies of a young girl from the internet and is now pretending to be her in cyber space.

You're now coming to terms with the fact you're in a cell, admitting there is a problem is the first step to solving it.

Good luck Jake, It's a long hike from here but it will be worth it in the end.

Cheers. Always nice to hear from a fellow sufferer

How did Fearne Cotton win a gold radio award? Fix, She's crap, sounds rough, looks like a pixie and none of her show is original, it was basically given to her by Jo Wiley.

Just now, there was a 5 second silence because she didn't press the button. 5 seconds! Sloppy, unworthy of a gold radio award.

if you're going to listen to Radio1, you forfeit your right to critique.

What time are Beryl & Betty on?

Just after "Crochet Corner".

Might tune in, My new DAB is class.

Ha, Just seen the Chat Thread on the Sin Bin. I'll give you all a run down;

Monday: "Morning all".

Tuesday: "Morning, nice and sunny today".

Wednesday: "Good Morning everyone".

Thursday: "Morning".

Friday: "Morning, raining today".

Nothing about butterscotch angel delight or Fearne Cotton? Losers!

They're a right boring bunch those lot. I'm pretty sure they all live together in a big shared house somewhere in Larndon. I imagine it to be a bit like 'The Young Ones' but they're all middle-aged, attached to their laptops and wearing Cas shirts from the 1990's.

I'd love it if Anakin would stop wasting my time sending me pm's.

No Anakin, for the 100th time, I won't go on a date with you.

Afternoon peepz.

The weather is cloudy.

It is a truly tragic thread. This, on the other hand, is the king of all chat threads.