They showed a 5 minute profile of him, in a zoo, on premier sports. His team mates stitched him up and got him to ask about 'drop bears'

About as riveting as any player interview I guess. Was interesting to see how he is getting on

Is his hair ok in that humidity? I worry about it.

I didn't play close attention to his hair, but if they replay it, it will have my full focus

Best question yet, he's going to need a more wax heavy product which will require more washing out which will strip his natural oils.

Big decisions for Greg this season.

All modern full backs require good hair or a neat little moustache. Non of those ludicrous big beards though.

I was down in Cornwall at the weekend and ruddy Jesus Beejaysus Be Bethlehem. Every single barman tried to drape his fecking beard into my pint of Rock.

I dare say McCarthy was one of them. Wasn't in Iceland at all, he was rock dipping in Cornwall.