Huddersfield's biggest announcement since the dawn of man was their season ticket offer. Just saying.

Ste O'Connor has perfected faster than light travel and will be bringing in the best players from the magellanic clouds for next season

Steve O'Connor is expecting Nigel Wood's baby. Richard Lewis will buy the baby for £39,000 to add to his collection of Millionaire Babies he has in a cabinet at his volcanic lair outside Kippax.

End of thread surely.

That was more of a rambling post rather than anything of substance, the thread will remain open until rocking Roy speaks..

Stobart vans are invading Libya.

After his world tour of Sankey, Penketh, St Helens & Wire Jonny Rocco is returning home to finish his tour at the Stobart.

Now you're going too far. That's beyond our wildest dreams.

If Steve Carter's "rumour" is true then it's sad that Vikingman thinks this is bigger than getting a license itself. Where's yer priorities man? No one man is bigger than a club and don't forget, youth is the key in your eyes VM, not overpaid Aussie legends

There are certain people you can make exceptions for

of course youth is the key! but a team of 18 year olds who have never played top flight wouldnt last five minutes in superleague without the addition of some world class, experienced heads. and you know that full well Mr L Rich

No there aren't.

Ever.

Not even for Jesus.

Come on if Halifax can make them for Nash, Watene, Aizue & Gannon (your allowded our Benny), then Widnes can have them for arguabbly the greatest player of the modern era?

Make them what? Bigger than the club?

I didn't say it was Sherlock.

but jesus is at rugby anyway.

Yes you did, Watson:

he said 'apparently'. which implies he cannot confirm the magnitude of the announcement and heard the 'bigger than' bit from someone else. now stop quoting like smokeyTA and behave.

Hmmmmm



You're right. I retract my ramblings.

That was a joke Sherlock, we can but dream.

widnes bowling club will be open for the d-day as the stadium has sold out anyone wanting to go should give them a call. lets get as many people there as poss for a great atmosphere

A company called PROBIZ is to announce they are your major sponsors.

Surely by then PROBIZ will own The World

Agreed - Widnes would be the last thing i buy too