It's all been a bit of a damp squib hasn't it? People finding out before getting their texts? I'll stick wiv me Fax ta.

Ahh you underestimate their technological advance. Yorkshire now proudly boasts it's first computer. Bought ex-military off the Russians. In 1958 it nearly beat a chicken at tic-tac-toe.

To be fair it was a very able chicken. Plucked for stardom at a very early age.

Sorry.

The key objectives for the first year will surely be to identify those players that are genuinely up for SL from amongst your younger and less experienced ones, and to show prospective signings that you mean business. It's always going to be very hard to recruit good quality experienced SL players to the new club - some will want to see how you go first. Even if things go well within two seasons you'd expect a significant turnover of players from your current roster.

Anyway, hope you go well and enjoy being back in SL.