I know how much we like a rumour thread on this board so here goes ...

As I stated on another thread ive heard we will have a scrum half by easter with seymour being shipped out , also we could be after another forward to replace Ben Galea who apparently cant settle .anyone heard anything along those lines ?

Homesick is he

Swap Dobson for Seymour.

I've heard from a source close to rovers, not that he knows bollox all about us... but he said that we have been trying to offload Seymour for months but he won't go.

I've been told galea isn't very popular because he keeps whistling red robin and won't learn the words to old faithful. Also been told that the reason seymour isn't being picked is because he won't show gentle the dirty piccies of his naughty wife that he has on his phone

I hope some people are not thick enough to think Im mean home sick when I say cant settle ?

Galeas got just over 6 months left here, im sure he'll tough it out on the rather large pay packet he gets

as for replacing, if he did go, id think we already have enough options without needing to recruit unless someone very good became available

We need to start a campaign to convince dr koukash that brett seymour is an amazing RL talent

A Seymour loan deal for this season is far more likely to happen than the deals he's been trying to broker.

No, noboby thinks that.

What about a press release saying 'Seymour Not For Sale At Any Price', followed by McRae ringing the good Doctor and saying that Seymour's desperate to join them because he likes shopping at the Trafford Centre?

I've heard we've put an offer to a half back in the NRL.

We're offering him a massive deal and we'll need Seymour, O'Meley and Galea wages to cover it.

Oh how I've missed the rumours/BS thread

So have I, there great.