Should we sign him ? Google his latest exploits as too rude for under 18s etc
Mad Mondays - do we need them ?
Him and that bloke on Hull's railway line next to that goat spring to mind

No

even if Andrew Johns was in his prime, if he did that with a dog I still wouldn't want him at our club. We'd be famous in the world of RL for signing deeply troubled animal "enthusiasts"

I think the key word in that report is "simulating"

bet a few rugby players have been with a few dogs in their time

Seiously, dirty boy (if true) would not want him at our club.

having read the other reports i get the impression he did more than that

It will never stand up in court, You try getting an Alsation to testify!!
Keith Lard springs to mind.

Come on folks.

They do say canines are a mans best friend.

For anyone in any doubt, the link to the picture can be found in this report

Should be the dog getting counciling not JM

Have you seen the dog? Looks like one of those pit bull type things. Of all the body parts I could place into the mouth of such an animal, the one Monaghan chose would be the last.

That was nearly as good as AA's responce

[i'Honestly your honour, i was just frying some bacon and my trousers fell down and in my haste to pull them up again i knocked the pan all over myself, i fainted, fell to the floor, when i awoke the dog had me pinned to the floor, and he is a big dog!!' [/i