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| Quote: Cory69 "Whats Brown and Sticky.
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Is it Harvey Price after eating a toffee Apple?
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| a man said to his wife "when i wake up in the morning and see your face its like winning the lottery" his wife said "you feel like a millionare" he said no i wish you had rolled over
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| Quote: hull smallears "Is it Harvey Price after eating a toffee Apple?'"
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| Paddy goes running into the house and shouts murphy murphy I've just seen someone pinching your car . Murphy says did you see who it was or get a description ? Paddy says no but I got the reg number .
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| Bloke goes into the Doctors and says "Doctor, everytime i masturbate i sing Red Red Robin"
"Not to worry" replies the Doctor "Thousands of W*nkers sing that"
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| I was round this birds house the other night giving her a good seeing too when a car pulled up outside and keys rattled in the door lock
Quick, she said, use the backdoor
I should have run, but that offer was too good to turn down
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| "Velcro, what a rip off."
Tim Vine has some absolute belters.
"I've got a friend who has a butler whose left arm is missing. Serves him right"
"one arm butlers... They can take it but they can't dish it out"
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| once you go bald
there's no growing back
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| Paddy goes to see Murphy who has just come out of hospital after breaking his leg.
`How you doing` asks Paddy
`Not too bad` replies Murphy `toes are cold can you slip upstairs and get me slippers`
So Paddy goes upstairs and as he walks past Murphy`s twin daughters bedroom he see`s them both lying there naked on the bed and goes in.
`Hello girls` he says
`What are you doing in here`the first one shreeks
`Yer dad has sent me up to fook yer both` he says.
`Fook off` the second snaps
`If yer don`t believe me then listen` Paddy says and shouts down to Murphy `Both of em Murph`
and the reply comes back `YES, WHATS THE USE OF FOOKING ONE`
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| Jeremy Forrest has just updated his Facebook relationship status to "It's complicated".
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| Whats the difference between a egg and a w@nk?
You can beat an egg
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| What do you tell a woman with a black eye?
Nothing,you've told her once.
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| a man had 5 penises, and his trousers fitted like a glove
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| man in pub asks his mate....do you like women with big saggy boobs?
mate replies ......no i dont
man......do you like women with big fat s?
mate replies.......no i dont
man......or do you like women with smelly fannys?
mate replies....no i dont
man says......so why are you shagging my wife then?
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Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.; [/color:1g6itio7][/b:1g6itio7]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_663.jpg |
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| My wife wants me to leave home she says "your obession with only fools and horses is ruining our relationship and I want you to leave the house "
I said "OK I'll get my suitcase from the van "...................
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