[i'Honestly your honour, i was just frying some bacon and my trousers fell down and in my haste to pull them up again i knocked the pan all over myself, i fainted, fell to the floor, when i awoke the dog had me pinned to the floor, and he is a big dog!!' [/i

Haven't seen him for ages. I miss him.

That is not harmless, it is disgusting and cruel.

me too, wicked sense of humour, pretty clued up about rubgy too.

I wouldn't argue with that, but it will still get blown out of all preportion. It's not like the dog will be bothered.

On top of all that, he's a right handsome b[ia[/ist[ia[/ird.

Thanks, RG.

How do you know the dog would not be bothered, it clearly had to be dragged, it should get blown out of proportion because it is simply animal cruelty, dogs are not breed to give blokes bl0w jobs!!

but boys will be boys after a few drinks

Gone too far now

Blown?

What about women?

Dogs aren't bred to give women blow jobs either.

My god! Get a grip! It's a f'cking dog for Christ sake. This act will affect the dog about as badly as yanking on it's lead to stop it sniffing a pile of shyt! There's no doubt it's in poor taste, but to call this act cruel borders on the ridiculous.

Are you a vegan perchance? Clearly a pig living it's life in awful conditions and then getting it's throat slit and then devoured is nothing in comparison to this dog being held in position for a photo!

career over 4 me...

Notwithstanding the fact it's gross to perform any such act with an animal, why the fook would any bloke stick his c0ck into a dog's mouth where there's the risk it would get chewed off?

Reminds me of Tower.

Why what have you done? and was it worse than Monaghan's?

i agree, i doubt he will play RL again after that. the dog may be unscathed after the incident, but animal rights and those type of groups will have something to say about it. i doubt his club will want someone like joel representing them either

Even if they did, can you imagine the abuse from opposition fans? Surely it would be intolerable. That said, I can't wait for Ganson's first trip to the KC after his little scandal...

his career not mine....

slight over re-action, career over?? why?
You think the RSPCA will be protesting at every game?

You've had the shortest career ever

Woof justice if you ask me
Lets sign him up
Get him a flat near Clough Road and weve cracked it