[i'Honestly your honour, i was just frying some bacon and my trousers fell down and in my haste to pull them up again i knocked the pan all over myself, i fainted, fell to the floor, when i awoke the dog had me pinned to the floor, and he is a big dog!!' [/i

Haven't seen him for ages. I miss him.

That is not harmless, it is disgusting and cruel.

me too, wicked sense of humour, pretty clued up about rubgy too.

I wouldn't argue with that, but it will still get blown out of all preportion. It's not like the dog will be bothered.

On top of all that, he's a right handsome b[ia[/ist[ia[/ird.

Thanks, RG.

How do you know the dog would not be bothered, it clearly had to be dragged, it should get blown out of proportion because it is simply animal cruelty, dogs are not breed to give blokes bl0w jobs!!

but boys will be boys after a few drinks

Gone too far now

Blown?

What about women?

Dogs aren't bred to give women blow jobs either.