Great read again, Wilf, thankyou. It's as comforting as dunking a chocolate digestive into a hot cup of tea while settling on the sofa for the night.
Got to say, though, it wasn't a hide-behind-the-sofa moment for me on that last kick. In fact, I'm ashamed to say I did something for the first time since I was a child - banged with both hands as hard as I could on the seat in front of me while yelling like a banshee.