Two “sporting heroes” from east of the river were sitting down for a break in their soon- to - be store on Hessle Road.


As yet, the store, although decorated in red & white wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thicky is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious local, resplendent in the latest Black & White apparel walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad accent asked "What's tha sellin' ere?"

One of the dobbins replied sarcastically, "We're selling Rs - holes."

Without skipping a beat, the Hull fan said, "Tha's doing well ...
Only two left!"

What was Fred Trueman doing shopping on essle rerd????????

Nurse, no!!!! I said prick his boil.

ba-dum tish

Saw a rovers season pass nailed to a tree down our road. Thought i'll have that! -you can never have enough nails

Jonathan Ross has revealed he didn't resign from the BBC , he was sacked for stealing utensils from the BBC canteen.

Commenting on the story the outgoing popular presenter stated

" I though it was a whisk worth taking "!!

Simple but made me laugh.