Classic! You must be made up!!

Good lad though he is he is without doubt a small prop, or a midget as you'd call them - you know the sort of prop you said we didn't want at Wakefield - make your mind up

Dickens is way better than tuby scott wheeldon vasty !

Sir Richard Agar has hinted at Ryan Bailey on Twitter this morning; probably just more mischief though, given that it's a spoof account.

Spoof account? No it isn't.

Haribo!

Ryan Bailey, now that would be kinda funny.

I'm not sure he'd fit under the "Value for Money" category that Richard was talking about on Tuesday night.
Bearing in mind that what we are after is a back-up really given we have Raleigh, Amor, Wilkes and Poore as first choices. Can't imagine he'd be a cheap option so to get value for money he'd have to play a lot of games - would he get that?

I agree, but that wasn't the point.

Last year you dismissed James, Johnson and Raleigh a midgets yet all are bigger than Dickens. Why the change of heart regarding size?

because size doesnt matter or thats what the person who wears the trousers in his house keeps telling him

His Daddy?

Unless the guy we are after isn't back up but earmarked for a first team place.

You mean t'aribo, surely?

It most certainly is a spoof, one that someone prominently placed at the club accused me of perpretrating via a DM on Twitter a couple of months ago; I was suitably chuffed off.