All this has nothing to do with Gale and everything to do with the spineless individuals and their bosses who now run this game. It's up to the Ref to penalise players who abuse him or don't respect his rulings - the sanctions are there, but most refs just seem to want to be the players "mates" especially if those players are a bit famous.

It's on'y a matter of time before the Refs starter asking players for selfies.

We don't have any players called Johnson

If anything it should come under fooked up hair cuts.
So seeing as your mates.. can I recommend advanced hair studio...you will of seen the ads with Shane warne...goes in to see DR lookgood bald as you like! Comes out looking a million dollars.
Tell Luke to be sharpish though.... While they still have something to work with!!!

A cheaper option is to have some rabbits tattooed on the bald patches, they look like hares from a distance.

I have it on good authority Gale was thinking about a visit to the barber to get it all shaved off before the game, however he didn't want to take any of the attention away from a Wakefield team who have 'done a Leicester' which was incredibly sporting of him.