Quote: chapster "newmarket already has many named areas, theres a "nimby nook" where you can see nothing from within the nook but yourself and your own opinions, theres also a "boothys crannie" an ancient area renound by many to have mystical powers, which lead to you ending up on highly amusing random photos.
new areas include "phils hill" where the vision is indisputed, "walker vale " which reveals things if viewed at the right point in the calendar to achieve a brighter future, and "Big Al's crevice" which has no scenic value whatsoever.
there is also the remains of a pit shaft which im asking you all to sponsor mwilcats to investigate and to ensure his safety ive employed chilean miners inc.
there was a better mwildcats shaft joke but id get banned.'"
Class post,
altho' the highlighted piece,
.....well let's just say it's probably best not highlighted.