Seeing as I cannot sleep I have come up with what I feel is the start of an anthem for Keighley.

Feel free to add your own words but the song is to the tune of pass the duchy from the left hand side.

Two chapatis and a curry please an a popadom
Two chapatis and a curry please an a popadom

This is as far as I have got

How about:

Two fish and a packet of chips please.

To the tune of "two pints of lager and a packet of crisps"

That might just get the attention of the food vendors when sung by a few thousand

To the tune of Glory, Glory Man United
We hate the Bulls, we're Keighley Cougars!

To the tune of Glory, Glory Man United
We hate the Bulls, we're Keighley Cougars!

If the team NEED a song then at least bring back THE Keighley song about the lads from Lawkholme Lane.

It was so bad that in comparison to these efforts it was an award winner.

C'mon people.

Be original, you KNOW you can do better

"We're red and green, and green and white, and we beat York City Knights
- ha-ha ha haaa, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-haaa-ha, ha-ha-haaa!

League Fan you appear to be taking it too serious

Or are you just trying to stir fry things.

Just heard Blur of the radio and thought of this (I haven’t actually changed many of the words)Cougar Parklife

(To the tune of Blur’s Parklife)

Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of Cougars in what is known as... (Parklife!)

And boring rugby can be avoided if you watch Keighley and take a route straight to what is known as... (Parklife!)

The players are cock a hoop, they don’t get intimidated by dirty play - they love a bit of it. (Parklife!)

Who's that with the drum? You should cut down on your porklife, mate, get some exercise! (Parklife!)

CHORUS:
All the people
So many people
And they all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through their parklife

Know what I mean?

It's a good song, but it doesn't quite roll off the tongue like we need...
What about "If you're proud to be a cougar clap yer hands!"?
OR "Cougar-fax" to that "oh, Hali Hali" song Fax have? eh? Eh?
(I'll shut the door on my way out, Andy!)

Simplicity is the key to any chant.

To be honest I think we've enough chants to see us through.

Why don't we just use the ones we've got to maximum effect to see us through.

The Cougar roar (not Raw as a promotional poster in the Comic said) should be more than enough to see us through to glory.

Ilkley Moor is in between Ilkley and Keighley, is it not?

Anyone know how this one goes?

I want to be a Cougar Ranger,
I wan to live a live of danger .... etc..

yes I remember that one;
I want to be cougar ranger,
I want to live a life of danger
I want to be a scuba diver
I want to have a 69er
With the girl that I love best
Many a times I've sucked her beep
beeped her standing
beeped her lying
If she had wings I'd beep her flying
Now she's dead but not forgotten dig her up and beep her rotten
CCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGAAAAARRRRRRRRSSSS
Every line but the last two are repeated.

Always brings a smile that song