Hello, I am organising a charity event at Goose Green Labour Club on Friday 12 February 2010 in aid of Ronald McDonald House which is the parent accomodation at Alder Hey Childrens Hospital. They are totally funded by voluntary contributions and are looking to extend their facilities to accomodation families who are staying for long periods of over 6 months. I can personally vouch for the facilities as I myself have stayed there on numerous occasions with my daughter who has a major heart condition which requires numerous surgeries, it really is a home from home in the most difficult circumstances. Please, please if you could possibly donate a prize either for our auction or raffle which will be held on the night email us asap Anything, big or small would be very much appreciated for such a worthy cause. Thanking you in advance. Julie Mayers and Stacey Clark staceyfromwigan@hotmail.com

Hello, I am organising a charity event at Goose Green Labour Club on Friday 12 February 2010 in aid of Ronald McDonald House which is the parent accomodation at Alder Hey Childrens Hospital. They are totally funded by voluntary contributions and are looking to extend their facilities to accomodation families who are staying for long periods of over 6 months. I can personally vouch for the facilities as I myself have stayed there on numerous occasions with my daughter who has a major heart condition which requires numerous surgeries, it really is a home from home in the most difficult circumstances. Please, please if you could possibly donate a prize either for our auction or raffle which will be held on the night email us asap Anything, big or small would be very much appreciated for such a worthy cause. Thanking you in advance. Julie Mayers and Stacey Clark staceyfromwigan@hotmail.com

very off topic , but funny all the same

We always hear 'the rules'
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1'
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sport on TV. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both..
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1.. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1.. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really ....

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, golf, sex or fishing J

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

We after to accept it that all women are wired up differently from us, [sizebut we would be lost without them[/size

One day a bloke is walking down the beach and he stumbles across a lamp, he rubs it and a genie comes out of it.

Genie says "I've been stuck in there for 50 years and for letting me out I grant you one wish".

Fella says "Ok, I love America but it's so expensive to fly all the time so I want a 6 lane motorway going from Great Britain to America over the Atlantic Ocean".

Genie says "Flippin eck, I don't think I can do that it would be so complex with the depths of the ocean miles deep and unchartered plus the raw materials, I don't have the power, can you think of another wish?"

Fella says "Ok make it so I can understand women"

Genie says "How many lanes did you want again?"

To launch a new Piespace thread, enter the free 2010 RLFans Fantasy League and sign up to the Piespace Private League: Piespace League ID 146 Password TallestBilkoEver Bilko will offer some sort of prize for the winner. Possibly. fantasy.rlfans.com/

To launch a new Piespace thread, enter the free 2010 RLFans Fantasy League and sign up to the Piespace Private League: Piespace League ID 146 Password TallestBilkoEver Bilko will offer some sort of prize for the winner. Possibly. fantasy.rlfans.com/

rlFTFLrl

What a fortnight it's been. Not had the bins emptied since before Christmas, the street outside has only just stopped resembling an ice-rink, had a flooded kitchen, water pipes freezing and thawing constantly and now had power failures for the last day. FFS roll on 2011!!!

David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no previous experience he skillfully mounts the horse and appears to be in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace.

Victoria admiringly watches her husband.

Unfortunately, after a short time, David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse round the neck shouting for it to stop.

Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband, as David has now slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he is clinging for dear life onto the horse’s neck.

In a hysterical panic, he decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups.

As the horse gallops along, David’s head is banging on the ground, rendering him somewhere between consciousness and unconsciousness.

Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams and screams for help!

On hearing her screams, the ASDA security guard wanders slowly out of the store and casually unplugs the horse.

A Leyther goes shopping and spots a Thermos flask.

“What’s that for?” he asks

“Well, it’s to keep hot things hot and cold things cold,” says the salesman, holding the thing for the Leyther to admire.

The lobbygobbler, impressed, buys one and takes it home to show his wife.

“It’s to keep hot things hot and cold things cold,” he enthuses.

“Oooh, you ought to take it to work,” she tells him.

So he takes it in to work the following day.

“What’ve you got there?” asks a workmate.

“It’s a Thermos flask, boss,” beams the Leyther. “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”

“That’s a good idea,” says the other worker, “what have you got in it?”

“Coffee,” says the Leyther.

“And some ice cream.”

good god, it's like listening to Jimmy and Eamon on gmr on here!!

A woman from earth in heaven is called an angel.
A group of women from earth in heaven is called a group of angels.
All women from earth in heaven is called peace on earth.

This is funny www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdSaWW9vuow

This is funny www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdSaWW9vuow

If you get a nod that this will happen, let me know. I'll want to invest all my money in shares in Kleenex.

Two Leythers get married and on the wedding night, she says "Please be gentle, I've never had sex before."
The groom, goes outside and phones his Father for help
"What shall I do Dad?" The groom asks
His Father replies "Leave it son, if she's not good enough for her own family - she isn't good enough for you!"