Can someone tell me what John Terry has done wrong?...as far as i can tell all the coaching manuals specifically state that'when a full back leaves a hole the centre back must fill it'

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rlEpic Failrl.

What was Walters doing letting them out at that time after losing?

A Geordie guy is travelling around the Greek Islands.

He walks into a bar and by chance is served by a Geordie barmaid. As she takes his order of a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale she notices his accent.

Over the course of the evening, they get chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place and, although she is attracted to him, she says no.

He then offers to pay her £200 to sleep with him. As she is travelling around the world, and is short of funds, she agrees.

The next night the guy turns up again, orders 'Broon' and, after showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with him again for £200.

She remembers the payout from the night before and is only too happy to agree.

This goes on for 5 nights, on the 6th night the guy comes in again, orders 'Broon' but goes and sits in the corner.

The barmaid thinks that if she pays him more attention then, maybe, she can shake some more cash out of him.

So she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's from in Newcastle . ‘Byker’ he tells her ‘So am I, whereabouts?’ she enquires.





‘The Wall’ he replies.

‘That's amazing’ she says excitedly, ‘so am I - what part?’

‘ Tyne View' he replies.

‘That is unbelievable....’ She says, her voice quivering. ‘What number?’


‘Number 20’ he replies.

She is totally astonished. ‘You are not going to believe this’ she screams, ‘but I'm from number 22! My parents still live there’.

‘I know’ he says, ‘Your Dad gave me £1,000 to give to you’.

HE WHO DRINKS N'CASSEL, THINKS N'CASSEL!!!!!

Sad news for any of us today who were fans of the show Deadliest Catch on the Discovery channel.

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Fleggaard Holding is based in Krusaa, Denmark. Just across Germany's northern-most border with Denmark you’ll find an incredible superstore called Fleggaard. There, you can buy everything you need – tubs of gummi bears, cases of wine, industrial strength dishwashing soap – at prices 30% cheaper than you’ll find in Denmark. It is Denmark's Costco, packaged as a German loophole. You’d be hard-pressed to find a man in Denmark who hasn’t seen and fallen in love with that commercial. It was geared strictly to men. The ad is real! Here is a link to an awesome ad: www.m2film.dk/fleggaard/trailer2.swf

Fleggaard Holding is based in Krusaa, Denmark. Just across Germany's northern-most border with Denmark you’ll find an incredible superstore called Fleggaard. There, you can buy everything you need – tubs of gummi bears, cases of wine, industrial strength dishwashing soap – at prices 30% cheaper than you’ll find in Denmark. It is Denmark's Costco, packaged as a German loophole. You’d be hard-pressed to find a man in Denmark who hasn’t seen and fallen in love with that commercial. It was geared strictly to men. The ad is real! Here is a link to an awesome ad: www.m2film.dk/fleggaard/trailer2.swf

AND GOD MADE THE NORTH OF ENGLAND




Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.

Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day resting.

He inquired of God, 'Where have you been?'

God pointed downwards through the clouds. Archangel Michael looked
puzzled and said, 'What is it?'

'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to
call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.'

'Balance?' inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth.

'For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and
wealth, while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over
there will be a hot spot, and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there
I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of
black people.'

God continued, pointing to the different countries.

This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold
and covered in ice.'

The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of
land and asked, 'What's that?'

'Ah,' said God. That's the North of England, the most glorious place on
earth. There are beautiful people, seven Premiership football teams in
the North West alone, and many impressive cities; it is the home of the
world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and
politicians. The people from the North of England are going to be
modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found
travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and
high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers
of truth.'

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, 'What about
balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!'

God replied very wisely, 'Wait till you see the bunch of s I'm
putting in the South !'

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ACurrently broke down a

t Maris bridge shell garage! Anyone got any jokes to pass the time while the aa arive?

I built a car using only herbs once, it was a complete waste of thyme.

Have you put diesel in, instead of petrol? Obviously looking at how your post turned out, this board on mobile devices isn't up to scratch yet lol.

Are you still there?

I am back in the warmth of my Castle!.

My alternator is bust apparently, got enough charge to get me home but it is sat outside and refuses to start again

TBH i am happy it happened, our lass is moaning that it is becoming an un-reliable car (its a saab). so i will soon be on the autotrader site looking for a nice new motor

This is now twice i have had problems at that garage. only 6 months ago, some pillock in a renault espace reversed into me there with a caravan hook on his car and trashed my bumper completely.

could turn out alright this mind. i was driving down to Reding for work and now i get my own bed tonight.