Any relation to Alex Murphy?

Your sharp..........

He looks like a tramp whos lost his dog

And we all know who stole it!!

If I'd have hit the one on the other side he would have become Alez.

i would have hit the one above and he would have been Welsh

Aled Murphy

Maybe the dog had good taste and ran away when it got the chance.

how disgusting of lee briers to grow his hair to be shaved off for a charity

So you're saying that his only motivation for looking like a scruffy get for the last three years was to have it cut for charity? Have a word with yourself!

Now now what can you mean? Best to let that sleeping dog lie.