......................................................................................................................................and tonic please?"
The landlord asks "Whats with the big pause?"

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Isn't xmas a few months off why are you opening crackers now?

Whats wrong with you man??? Blindin joke!!!

I can't believe you've only just heard it though. it's older than 'Rogues Gallery' & 'Cruncher" put together.

No way I'm taking my little 'un to see this filth.

Anyone remember 'animal farm'?

I'll never forget it. It's up there with a whole host of other weird videos I've had the displeasure of watching.

I watched the notorious 2 girls 1 cup video in a IT cafe in Batam, which had a very particular smell of what I could only describe as hot computers. And now when ever I smell that smell (hot computers) I get flashbacks to that particular video.

Nice double page rugby league spread in The People this morning.

What's animal farm?

Anyone seen 'Jar squatter'... blue waffle, or lemon party? Not for the faint hearted.

Ive seen Animal Farm..........what about that fella and the chicken....

This is all you need to know