Thought I'd save Beardy the task of setting this up!

Can it be 3rd time lucky? Very much doubt it unless we have a miracle of biblical proportions (other religion's miracles are available no doubt).

Best squad we've had all season....

Good team too...

Not sure about the starting side. I fancy us to score in the corner-unconverted. Let’s see. Miloudi to have a worldly and get sent off after 10.

Miloudi? Oh dear.
Can we make it to four minutes without conceding?

Miloudi hasn’t leapt like a salmon there 10-0

Poor. Knife through butter 14-0

Now would be a good time for Noah to turn up with the flood.

Yep I’d take floodlight failure 16-0 defeat, hit Wetherspoons hard and go again next week.

I say that Bienek has just bulldozered them and we even converted.

Thanks for confirming that; I thought I was hallucinating.

I definitely saw the try. I blanked out during the conversion and the scoreboard said we had 6 so assume we scored although that would be atypical.

Oh boy! Rourke in now.

Proper game now

Macani doesn’t do great there.