I believe I once posted the "alternative" lyrics to London Calling, but the great server crash of 200? seems to have removed it...
New Version could be:
London calling to the far away towns.....
now war is declared, you'd better come down
London calling to the northern hoardes,
we've changed our name, the landlord was bored.
London calling, now don't look at us,
now phoney Quinmania has bitten the dust
London calling, see we ain't got no cash,
but we're not into quiting, so we'll give it as bash
CH:
Another new coming, but the sun won't report
none of the papers will cover our sport
A crusaders error, but we have no fear
coz london are playing now and -----we play near the royals.
London calling to the Traditional Clubs
Forget your bias and give us a Hug
London calling upon flat earth brigade
stop all your moaning and join our crusade,
London calling-and I don't wanna shout
But when we were at Wigan-we saw you sneaking out
London calling, see we aint got no quarters
Except for Paddock Punter, so lock up your daughters
CH:
Another new coming, but the sun won't report
none of the papers will cover our sport
A crusaders error, but we have no fear
coz london are playing now and -----we play near the Airport .
Now get this
London calling, yeah, we're talking to you
An' you know what you said? Well, all of it was true!
London calling, because we are still here
So....After all this, won't you buy us a beer
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