We need to be in full voice, I thought we were a bit flat against Celtic.

My offering:

'Senior Citizen, Senior Citizen..'

to the tune Santa Lucia (perhaps known to some as We are the Harlequins).

or perhaps......

'And now your going to believe us were going to Old Trafford'

Well it's a start

Please desist immediately from the sherry in the off side cabinet

Small town near Bradford, you're just a small town near Bradford.







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That happens to be bigger than Bradford, nice one

Before the song writing factory is shut down due to economic recession:

two more:

' Old man Welsi, that old man Welsi,
he just keeps strolling and smiles when scoring
that Old man Welsi just keeps rolling along

He is brainy and he's a lawyer
He's a journo and keeps playing for yer
That old man Welsi,
he's not as old as Senior'
He just keeps bowling along

and

(If we win) 3 in a row, 3 in a row, hallo

Are we not gonna sing the one about where Sky can stick their satellite dishes then?

To " Annies Song "

You screwed up our French Trip
Cos you thought we were stupid
And that we wouldn't moan much
When you screwed us again
You can stick your damn dishes
Where the sun doesn't shine now
You annoy all my senses
Don't screw us again

love it

How about nice easy one and straight to the point.

"We are changing to Virgin" repeat ad finitum

Kenny Rogers sings...
You picked a crap time to move our French game,
After our fans had booked seats on the plane.
As the game's starting,
Their flight home's departing,
That's 300 quid down the drain.
You picked a crap time to move our French game.