Well the good news is that one of Kaufusis nicknames is "Fusi" so "One F in Fusi" is good to go
How about the following ditty to Baddiel and Skinners "Footballs Coming Home" (or is it called Three Lions on a Shirt? anyhoo you know the one) :-
"We're coming home, we're coming home, we're coming.. . Bronco's coming home
We're coming home, we're coming home, we're coming... .Bronco's coming home
Jesters on our shirt, never stopped us dreaming,
Thirty years of hurt, never saw us winning...
Repeat "We're coming home etc.
If we rip off the Hull song "Old Faithful" (after all, what have they got to do with cowboys and we've already nicked Leeds' so what the hell), I rather like:
"Old Bronco, we rode the range together,
Old Bronco, in every kind of weather,
When the round-up days are over,
and The Stoop's been tarmacced over,
Old Bronco Pal of mine.."
(The dobbins one fits quite well too... "When the London Dobbins come plod, pod, plodding along, along...
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I've tinkered with one of The Gob's old efforts (hope you don't mind, Gob) to the Beatles song "She Loves You" goes as follows:-
"If you love your rugby league, come and watch the Broncos play,
We see them every week, we even go away...
We're London Broncos, and you know that can't be bad...
We're The Broncos, and you know we're really glad...
With Robbo on the wing, and Fusi in the pack
We're steely in defence, and skilful in attack...
(repeat chorus "We're London Bronco's)
Our Ju-Ju's coming home, he loves old London Town..
He's got real Gallic flair, and he never let's us down..
(repeat chorus)
And Rodders is the man, he'll be a London star,
With Dorny at the back, you know we could go far..
(repeat chorus)
Craig Gower is a star, though he was a naughty boy..
He'll lead us round the park, and he'll bring us lot's of joy..
We're London Broncos, (yeah, yeah, yeah)
The Broncos (yeah, yeah, yeah)
With a name like that, you know we should be glad..
With a team like that, you know we should be glad
With a team like that, you know.....we sh..ou..ld be...Glad!
(yeah, yeah, yeah....yeah,yeah,yeah etc).
Quiet in the library today