I will now tell you a story if you promise not to laugh.

My trip to Quins thsi weekend is as always full and is not just a trip to see the Giants but also a weekend holiday as well. For the return journey on Sunday I have booked a trip on a canal barge in Warwickshire. The barge is decorated in Claret & Gold ribbons and balloons and has draught beer and toilets so what more could you wish for. I sent the cheque off 2 weeks ago as arranged and all is well in the world.

I have just taken a phone call from the Barge owners to tell me that it was stolen yesterday, complete with tables, chairs, fully stocked bar, crockery & cutlery - the lot. If any of you driving back up North on Sunday afternoon drive over a canal look out for 48 Giants fans paddling canoes and looking for our boat we have paid for.

three is you include Jammer.

You'd have been singing his praises if Robbo caught that offload last Sunday.

You asking for 7 days in the cooler?

I'm no wakey fan and have not said one decent word about him since he joined. I don't rate him and think we would be better off blooding one of the reserve/academy lads.