Awesome song - the one repeated many times eg.

They've got the biggest stand in the land
They've got the biggest stand in the land
They've got the biggest stand in the land
Coz Salford are a massive club

They've got the tallest floodlights in the land
They've got the tallest floodlights in the land
They've got the tallest floodlights in the land
Coz Salford are a massive club

and so on and on and on magic

Salford used to sing a similar version about Leigh a few years ago so I'm glad we could get our own back!

They've got Kirk from Corrie as a celebrity fan,
They've got Kirk from Corrie as a celebrity fan,
They've got Kirk from Corrie as a celebrity fan,
Cos Salford are a massive club......

An Ivor Novello award surely beckons

Was started back in late 90s about city. Here is the full version of verses:

They've got the tallest floodlights in the world,
They've got the tallest floodlights in the world,
They've got the tallest floodlights in the world,
Cause City are a MASSIVE club!

* They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan...
* They had a continental Laser Blue Kappa Kit...
* They had the widest pitch in the Nationwide...
* They're going to turn Manchester into Milan...
* They had the future England captain but his cruciate's gone...
* They wanted a civic reception when they'd won f**k all...
* They've got 54 players and they're all f**king s**te...
* They signed Spencer Prior on deadline day...
* They've got the Gallagher brothers in the Guvernors...
* They've got 3 Gold Stars on their new club badge...
* They took a quarter of a million to Ewood Park...
* They've got 3007 in a temporary stand...
* They've got the tallest corner flags in the world...
* They go to Cardiff and Wrexham on their Euro Aways...
* They won the Shamrock Trophy in ‘92...
* They had Ryan Giggs on schoolboy forms...
* They've got a dirty old slapper with a rusty bell...
* They're "The only football team to come from Manchester"...
* They take 25,000 to every away...
* They've got salt and pepper on their hot dog stands...
* They had 17 managers in 20 years...
* They've got a gypsy curse on their massive pitch....
* Their best player ever played for Ajax reserves...
* They had a derby match with Macclesfield...
* They had Colin Bell who was "better than Best"(!)...
* They bought Steve Daly for a million quid...
* They tried to sign Geoff Thomas but he turned'em down...
* They dominated Europe in '68...
* They had the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
* They've got 'tile on a roll' in the Oasis suite...
* They've got undersoil heating on Economy Seven...
* They get their corporate furniture from DFS...
* On the island of Bermuda there's a Sean Goater day...
* They sell GM onions on their burger vans...
* They've got 23 fans on the Hoolie List...
* All their foreign players think they're joining us...
* They had to stop playing Cooke 'cos he'd cost too much...
* They sing about Munich to remember Frank Swift...
* They pay their own supporters to watch them get thrashed...
* The Council's built 'em a ground 'cos they're f**kin' skint...
* They had George Weah who thinks he's Terry Waite...
* They'd open a museum but they've nothing to show...
* They let David Pleat dance all over their pitch...
* Man United ruined their lives...
* They've got Ian Bishop lifting shirts...
* They had a short fat georgian but he f**ked 'em off...
* They stole Blue Moon from the mighty Crewe...
* There'll be 10 blue b*****ds for every red...
* They've got got the hottest water in their baths...
* They've got vertical blinds in their Chairman's office...
* They play at Gresty Road and Edgeley Park...
* They invade their pitch when they win 3 points...
* They've got a farmyard animal and they play him up front...
* They've got three million fans in Manchester...
* It's been 29 years and they've won f**k all...
* They'll stay up for 3 seasons - autumn, winter and spring...
* They empty Stockport when they play at home...
* They've got four different stands from a Meccano kit...
* All their fans live 10 minutes from Maine Road...
* They've got the biggest bananas in the land...
* They've got a centre forward with grooves in his head...
* Their managers got a papier mache head...
* You can see Old Trafford from the Kippax Stand...
* They'll be relegated by bonfire night...
* They've got Greenalls bitter in the Kippax Stand...
* They've got the greenest grass in the whole of the world...
* They hounded Swales' mam into an early grave...
* They've been relegated ten times...
* They had a chairman and a manager that wore a wig...
* They've got Bernard Manning as their fattest fan...
* They used to be little, but now they're large...
* They sing racist chants, coz they've got no class...
* They've got seats behind the net called the Colin Bell End...
* We had Black and white tellies when they won the league...
* It takes the nit nurse twelve months to check Joe Royle's head...
* When we did the double double, they bombed our town...
* All the Moss Side kids wear United shirts...
* All city shirts are extra large...
* They're a 5 minute walk from curry mile...
* They've got a million ball boys on their books...
* Stevie Coppell went there and they drove him mad...
* Their Big Match Mascot is from Outer Space...
* Jean Michel Jarre played at Maine Road...
* They've joined up with Cherry Orchard...
* They had the second best team in Division Two...
* They had the third best team in Division Three...
* They get a million web site hits every day...
* They skin up joints as big as havanna cigars...
* They've got a hundred million members in the Junior Blues...
* They drink steins of lager instead of pints...
* They grow prize winning veg in their back gardens...
* They've got scores of verses in their massive song...
* They sold second-hand seats to York City...
* They've got a GIANT scoreboard at Maine Road...
* They had the lowest crowd in the Cup Winners Cup...
* They had a great time in the lower leagues...
* They bought Rodney Marsh to win the league...
* They tried to help Villa to win the league...
* They've beat United once in 20 years...
* They tried to sign the tallest striker in Europe... (That's the 100th verse)
* They had a relegation decider on the opening day...
* They could have bought Figo for a million pounds...
* They moved their training ground to be next to ours...
* They spent more than United in the close season...
* When they signed George Weah they were on CNN...
* Stockport put four past them at Edgeley Park...
* They went down the season after winning the league...
* Their only decent player's on a pension cheque...
* They copied their away kit from AC Milan...
* They sell the most merchandise in Manchester...
* They've won fewer leagues than Huddersfield Town...
* They went forward with Franny to Division 2...
* *Cheer up Kevin Keegan* tipped them to win the League...
* Alfie Haaland's got a anti Man Utd site...
* They've got the softest bog rolls - care of Franny Lee...
* They had Georgie Weah with his shiny red boots...
* They need 11 new players if they want to stay up...
* They've got 40,000 on their waiting list...
* Fifteen years on and it's still 5-1...
* Steve Lomas timewasted and down they went...
* They had the world's tallest player in Niall Quinn...
* They've got Shaun Wright-Phillips who's the new Pele...
* They've got Nicky Weaver who's worth 16 Mil...
* They've got Alfie Haaland, the world's fittest player...
* They say Goater is a cult, but they really mean ...
* They got beaten 4-0 on the opening day...
* It'll be 25 years in 2001...
* They'll be playing in the Nationwide again next year...
* They had Kennedy thrown out of the Ireland squad...
* They were the third team to win the League Cup twice...
* They boo their own captain 'cos they're loyal fans...
* They had Joe Royle opening a Makro store...
* Their whole squad's worth less than United's best player...
* Their League Cup triumph's out on Beta-Max...
* They dropped their captain 'cos he scored an own goal...
* They've only won 9 trophies in their history...
* They have a record number of stabbings in Platt Fields Park...
* Their best ever keeper preferred to sit on our bench...
* Howard Kendal left them and Coppell went mad...
* Their most successful player is the goalkeeping coach...
* Their new centre half couldn't get in a crap Rangers team...
* They've got Paulo Wanchope who's dicks bigger than Yorke's...
* They beat the future Treble Winners away from home...
* They help Man United to win the League...
* You can see New York from the floodlights...
* Their kit man's got the biggest stud spanner in the world...
* They signed Roy Castle but he didn't last long...
* They signed Roecastle and he was worse...
* You can buy ouzzi rifles from their souvenir shop...
* They won the football league down at Elland Road...
* They've got an overspill car park in Cheadle Hulme...
* They go to Barcelona in their wettest dreams...
* They've got a sky blue carpet in their trophy room...
* The only cups they have are in the canteen...
* They signed Wanchope 'coz he scored at OT...
* They're World Famous on Moss Side...
* They got 17,000 in the Worthington Cup...
* Joe Royle's dad is a red...
* They're the best supported club in the House of Commons...
* And it's forward with Franny and Swales out...
* They paid 3 million pounds for Bradbury...
* They're moving to Eastlands coz Maine Rd's so Big...
* They play at places like Sincil Bank...
* They play in the first round of the Worthington Cup...
* They've got cobwebs not trophies in their cabinet...
* They get 30,000 nearly every week...
* They sold all their best players who could have kept them up...
* They trashed their own pubs cos Millwall went home...
* Keithie Curle was Mark Hughes' best mate...
* They ran back in the North Stand cos they shat their pants...
* They had a German car thief in their midfield...
* Tony Coton left to be a red reserve...
* They had Coppell as manager for 41 days...
* They celebrate on the pitch before they go up...
* They're hospitable to neighbours - gave County 4 points...
* They've got a 100% record - in the play-offs...
* Their attendances are higher in s**tty leagues...
* They scored six past Swindon, and still went down...
* They've got the fattest hooligans in their team...
* They say Nicky Butt's got a City Tatoo...
* They've got Joe Royle on the minimum wage...
* They pay the first team with magic beans...
* They had the biggest ground in England in 1923...
* They've got Paul Calf as a typical fan...
* We were playing in Porto they were at Grimsby...
* We were in Monte Carlo they were at Huddersfield...
* They tried to borrow kit from the Parkside pub...
* They've got the hottest pies in the football league...
* They've got Lara Croft as a celebrity fan...
* They're sponsored by a computer game...
* They've got the queerest keeper in the football league...
* They're having a massive street party in their Jubilee year...
* Their most famous song is sung by reds...
* Weah f**ked 'em off after less than 3 months...
* They get all their managers from Everton...
* They're 30 mins walk from the Metrolink...
* United even knicked their tannoy man...
* Potatoehead turned Inglund down to coach the blues...
* They'll have spiral exits on their new council ground...
* A World Player of the Year couldn't get in their team... (That's the 200th verse)
* They've got a 'Feed the Goat' section on Soccer AM...
* They scored the best own goal in a Cup Final...
* They've had more bosses than the mafia...
* All their players are at home on international weeks...
* Their most famous goal was scored by a red...
* They use snide journos for publicity...
* They had John Bond and his useless son...
* They had Malcolm Allison and his massive cigars...
* They had Peter Swales and his massive wig...
* They had the stuttering winger Peter Barnes...
* They had the great Colin Bell until Buchans lunge...
* They've had loads of cup semis on their massive pitch...
* They had an African pensioner but he f**ked em off...
* They were the 4th team in town behind Stockport and Bury...
* You can see their massive pitch from the massive blue moon...
* They had Alan Ball with his squeaky voice...
* They won a play off final the week we did the treble...
* They've got the heaviest player in the League...
* Paul Hince has won the Pullitzer Prize...
* You could get into Maine Rd by climbing a wall...
* They've got the shiniest boots in the Football League...
* There's more reds than blues in the Parkside pub...
* They've got the sturdiest goal posts in the Football League...
* The Guvernors had Stone Island before anyone else...
* Their North stand got run in their finest hour...
* They had Brian Horton - who the f**k is he?...
* They've got extra wide turnstiles for their MASSIVE fans...
* They come from Cheshire but pretend they're Manc...
* Their ground's the first on MOTD's opening credits...
* A Goater miss is a massive miss...
* They've had a curb crawler skipping round their pitch...
* They rated Buster Phillips at 10 million pounds...
* Their fans have children who support the reds...
* They field a full strength team in the Worthington Cup...
* They've got a silver second kit for the anniversary...
* They've got the fastest team bus in the Premier League...
* David May is a MASSIVE fan...
* Summerbee's son was a red...
* They've got Gary Owen as their bitterest fan...
* They take their 'Feed the Goat' banners on England-aways...
* Since they last won a trophy we've won eighteen...
* They're the second best team in the whole of Stockport...
* They're the best supported team in the whole of Rochdale...
* Their programme's got more pages than anyone else...
* Their shop in the Arndale shut-down after six months...
* You never see a blue shirt on Coranation Street...
* Other fans sing 'city are from Manchester'...
* The kids who support city are the ones who get picked on...
* The dads who support city are the ones that get picked on...
* Noel and Liam hardly ever go...
* Joe's real name is Mr. Potato-head...
* Their best players would'nt make our third team...
* They've got a former United star as Goalkeeping coach...
* They wanted Kiddo but he turned em down...
* Sky own 10% just like they do with us...
* They've got Frank Sidebottom with his MASSIVE head...
* They'll be be in Europe soon coz Joe Royle said...
* There brand new ground holds less that Old Trafford...
* They've got a piece of turf in their trophy room...
* They've got a Wembley Playoff Rememberance Kit...
* They've put the play-off final on their honours list...
* It's the Referee's fault when they lose five nil...
* They copy our songs 'cos they can't write their own...
* They were a top 5 club in 1892 ..
* They had a player suspended for bribery ...
* Their oldest ever player was 49...
* They were the League's highest scorers but still went down...
* They've had the same floodlights since '53...
* They were the first team promoted after World War Two ...
* They've had 20 managers since World War Two...
* They had the "hole-hearted" Hartford in midfield ...
* They haven't won the FA cup since '69 ...
* They had 5 different grounds before Maine Road ...
* They've got a Latin phrase on their massive badge ..
* They had Bert Trautmann and his broken neck ...
* They had Gary Owen who had no neck ...
* Keith Curle said "Watch out United"...
* They said Rick Holden was "world class"...
* They use United's name to sell their books...
* All their "die hard" fans are from Altrincham...
* They want the new Nike ball coz its really round...
* They've got MASSIVE carparks for all their non-Manc fans...
* Their Fans are so bitter they sweat lemon juice...
* They've got reinforced seats for their MASSIVE fans...
* They've got the roundest centre circle in the Football League...
* They've got the straightest lines on a football pitch...
* They had Matt Busby in his playing days...
* They wanted Ralphie Milne but we told them "f**k OFF"...
* They crocked Dennis Irwin in his tesimonial...
* Barry Town were in Europe when they were at Stoke...
* They've got a guard dog to guard their ground...
* They have reinforced toilets for their MASSIVE fans...
* They've got MASSIVE lawn mowers for their MASSIVE pitch...
* They had the tallest ladders for their tallest floodlights...
* They had a record signing in Keith Curle...
* Their massive attendance record was when United played there...
* Their Chairman does the books for f**k...
* Neil Young became a milkman when he retired...
* ...And they still haven't given him a testimonial...
* Their fans sing "It's just like being in church" at away games... (That's the 300th verse)
* Only genuine Mancunians are allowed in at Maine Road...
* There's laser blue poppin' up all over New York...
* Dennis Tueart is balder than Bobby Charlton...
* Prawn sandwiches are banned at Maine Road...
* They've got the largest bath plugs in the league...
* They sacked a good Manager in Peter Reid...
* They were 5th in the league when they sacked Peter Reid...
* They were runners up in the Full Members Cup...
* The Whitley brothers are better than the Nevilles...

· * There's more Manchester based junior blues than worldwide cub scouts...
* Brain Horton got more frontpages than Becks and Posh...
* They're the reason Manchester got the Commonwealth Games...
* Alex Ferguson doesn't bother turning up to the derby...
* They've got luminous socks on their new Silver kit...
* They've got more gold stars than McDonalds staff...
* They won more than United in the seventies...
They're the better team when they lose 5-nil...
* They sell student tickets - but they're all local fans...
* They changed their name before Newton Heath did...
* They play ten at the back and can't keep a clean sheet...
* They had a Georgian superstar who couldn't drive straight...
* They've got two players with double-barreled names...
* They put their Central League wins on their honours list...
* Don Brennan followed them on his one leg...
* Their 'Gaffer' sold us Denis Irwin for 3/4 of a mill...
* Their future England keeper got lobbed from the spot...
* They have got the naffest away strip in the Premier League...
* They had Summerbee (who was bumming Lee)...
* They've got a MASSIVE ground in a housing estate ...
* Their fat goalie can't get in the England squad ...
* They've got Wanchope and his MASSIVE rubber legs ...
* They've got Andy Morisson and his MASSIVE waist ...
* They got coloured netting before anyone else ...
* Their executive boxes have seats outside...
* They had a player with the same name as an astronaut...
* They've loaned last month's captain to Birmingham...
* They've got "Starsky" Kennedy who jumps on cars...
* They've won absolutely nothing for 25 years...
* They chuck chips and curry at visiting fans...
* They lent their MASSIVE pitch to the Reds who scored ten...
* They're so much BIGGER than Accrington Stanley...
* They had a MASSIVE 'keeper called Frankenstein...
* They signed a MASSIVE star from Bolton Wanderers...
* The Kippax is "taller than Old Trafford's North Stand"...
* Howard Kendall left them for an older woman...
* Only ciddy fans understand the Offside rule...
* There's a sauna in the ciddy dressing room...
* Eastlands will be full every other week...
* Frank Clark turned down Barcelona to manage them...
* Uwe Rosler was ciddy's Mark Hughes...
* Colin Bell is a wine-waiter in the Silver Suite...
* Kevin Phillips can't wait to join ciddy...
* Alan Ball has won more World Cups than Fergie...
* All their season-ticket holders free balti pies...
* Every ciddy player has a ciddy tattoo...
* All the ciddy Directors are self-made millionaires...
* No one at ciddy watches football on Sky...
* Irwin chose ciddy for his testimonial...
* Every ciddy fan is a shareholder...
* David Bernstein wears a better wig than Peter Swales...
* Curle pointed at the goal and Giggsy scored...
* They once had five managers in only six months...
* They've got more fans than United.........if you include the ABU's...
* They want Dion Dublin for his MASSIVE dick...
* Tueart f**ked em off to play in LA...
* They don't throw pennies, they throw two pound coins...
* They couldn't get Oasis to sponsor their kit...
* They think it's cool to wear replica shirts...
* Shaun Goater is better than Hughes...
* You get a free pac-a-mac if it rains...
* Curle got 2 England caps in one game, his first & last....
* They play on a gypsy caravan site....
* City are everybody's second team....
* They scored two goals and got beat 3-2....
* They're all Mancs but Weah supported them as a boy...
* They scored 4 goals in the ZDS final...
* They let in 5 goals in the ZDS final...
* They concede at least four goals on every London away...
* They've got a gymnasium under the pitch...
* They won 88 minutes of the derby...
* They donate money to our best players...
* They've got the poor man's Beatles as part-time fans...
* They threw money to Beckham coz he's f**kin class...
* They've got plastic kestrels on the Kippax Stand...
* They've got a short d Aussie mad man with a comedy nose...
* The biggest stars at ciddy are the ones on their socks...
* They've had the most broken necked 'keepers since time began...
* They want Les Ferdinand cos he has a MASSIVE dick too ..
* Becks beat Weaver from a long way away...
* They lost 5-0 the day we won 5-0 ...
* They had two in the wall for Beckham's kick ...
* Manchester United only beat them 1-0...
* They bid for Conceiciao, he laughed his off...
* Ian Wrights son is a like his dad...
* They've got a talentless Aussie with a MASSIVE gob...
* They even make their own mascots cry...
* They've got Shaun Goater who's the next Mark Hughes...
* They've got Richard Littlejohn to do their PR...
* They need two grounds for all their fans...
* They've got the biggest dugout in the world... (That's the 400th verse)
* They do the four minute mile down Oxford Road...
* Weah come and he wanna go home...
* They've got the whitest touchlines in the land...
* Their tickets for away games go on open sale...
* They had their tickets stolen for Villa Park...
* Liam Gallagher said; he was at first a red..
* Noel changed his mind and now they aren't mates...
* They've got the best young striker but he's never scored a goal...
* They've got Ian Wright as a die-hard celebrity fan...
* Their brand new pitch will be 12 miles wide...
* Reds say their blues to take the on 606...
* We they win 5-0 they're over the blue moon...
* They want Dalgleish with his MASSIVE ...
* They've got Bernhard Manning with his MASSIVE stomach...
* They say big Joe Royle should next England manager...
* They've got Mancunian fans with cockney accents...
* They've got Mancunian fans with Irish accents...
* They've got Mancunian fans with Yorkshire accents...
* You can feed all of Europe with Joe's potatohead...
* They're the reason why Manchester didn't get the Olympics...
* FA Cup third round is a MASSIVE achievement...
* Nicky Weaver is England's eighth-choice...
* Blueview is a MASSIVE website...
* Mani ripped Noel on Soccer AM...
* They say no reds turned-up as they ran on derby-day...
* They think that Stockport is the centre of Manchester...
* They say the submarine song is "an absolute disgrace"...
* But them singing Munich is "a funny -take"...
* Father Christmas is a MASSIVE Red-hating, lazer blue ...
* They say they'll be in Europe next season, when they mean the Nationwide...
* When Joe's big-head is in front of the sun there is a solar eclipse...
* Nicky Weaver is elligable for their womens team...
* They say their gonna a sign world-class striker after every defeat...
* Joe caused a famine in Ireland when he left with his MASSIVE head...
* Mr Potatohead from ToyStory is based on Joe Royle...
* The word MASSIVE in the dictionary has Man City written next to it ...
* They sing Who Let The Goat Out - a classic song...
* The fans try to be witty but just sound like pricks...
* Paul likes to show his Dickov during the game...
* They take the , but only out of themselves...
* They sing "Royle out" if they lose a game...
* Laurel and Hardy were celebrity fans...
* They think Jesus would sing 'Munich' if he went to Maine Road...
* They've got the wettest pitch in the Premier League...
* They want Cardiff in the cup for more Euro aways...
* They borrow United's covers when it rains...
* They borrow United's groundsmen 'cos they ain't got their own...
* George Weah said "Do you play in Red?"......
* They can't afford a ground or a training pitch......
* Bertie Magoo is a Rossendale blue......
* They've got the Costa Rica's coaches favourite player...
* They've got MASSIVE puddles on their MASSIVE pitch......
* They're goin down on their silver jubilee......
* Bob the Builder's won more cups than them...
* They have the biggest numbers on the back of their shirts...
* They score own goals from the halfway line...
* They've got no players in the England team...
* After 93 Seconds - they were one-nil down...
* They threw their dole money at Beckham's head...
* They have no roofs on two of their stands...
* They've got the biggest programme in the League...
* They evacuate their ground when they're 3 - 0 down...
* They've got a plastic seagull hanging from the Kippax Stand...
* They're the subject of a Phone-in conspiracy...
* They go crying to the papers when we wind 'em up...
* Their groundsmen's left them coz the pitch was too big...
* 4 people on a phone in can rock the boat...
* Gary Owen's never seen city play bad...
* Stepney is a spy and he's made Weaver s**te...
* MASSIVE MASSIVE MASSIVE,MASSIVE MASSIVE MASSIVE...
* Franny Lee's wig was made from pubic hair...
* Nicky Weaver f**ked a bloke in some bogs...
* They're chuffed to f**k if we only draw...
* They've been banned from talking on 606...
* Curly Watts hit the bottle 'cos the football was s**te...
* Their shares are not allowed on the Stock Exchange...
* They sang "Two-Nil up and f**ked it up"...
* Even Ian Bishop went and f**ked 'em off...
* They've got a Grange Hill extra and he plays on the wing...
* They've got a south-facing pitch to catch the sun...
* They haven't sacked a manager for four whole years...
* They sold Trevor Francis coz couldn't afford his pay...
* Stockport County want them as a feeder club...
* They've got their very own page on teletext...
* They sold their best ever striker to Torino...
* There's a massive fake market in their lazer blue shirts...
* They signed a Russian to captain their sub...
* They claim they had a player who scored 10 goals in a row...
* They get massive licking from the Evening News...
* They've got Stuart Hall as a celebrity thief...
* You can watch their new stadium being built on the internet...
* They got ted in Moss Side by Coventry...
* They ca'nt fill their ground in an FA Cup match...
* They've sold the 3rd most shirts in the British Isles...
* They gave Paulo Wanchope the chop...
* The biggest cups at siddy are in Lara Croft's bras...
* They had the Goal of the Season disallowed...
* They had Adie Mike who's a Conference star...
* They've got two brothers called Jeff and Jim...
* In training they karate-chop planks of wood... (That's the 500th verse)
* They sign a new loan player every week...
* They see sports psycologists for therapy...
* Their substitutes buy houses for half a million quid...
* They have the biggest ketchup bottles in the world...
* They have the biggest burgers in the league...
* They've got the whole football league on their books...
* They signed 3 foreign players in one day...
* They've got 3 figure shirt numbers...
* They put their Club Captain on the transfer list...
* They play 10 against 12 - away from home...
* Dickoff's like a character from 'The Holy Grail'...
* They've got the biggest changing rooms in the land...
* They've been robbed more times than Victoria Wine...
* Wesley Brown could have been a blue...
* They've got a called Tiatto who's better than Giggs...
* The sinking sub gave the chop to the subbed wanchope...
* They got 3007, but 4 four were krauts...
* United's Youth Team gets bigger crowds...
* Their fans cheered Rosler's grandad in his Heinkel bomber...
* They've got the worst plumbing in the Premier League...
* They send Fire Engines 'cos they've got no lads...
* They gave 180 quid towards the Silver Do...
* They do the biggest one-two's in the world...
* They've got a sheep shagging reject called Huckerby ..
* Giggsy left them when he was three ...
* Ian Wright's love child is their biggest hope ...
* 17 managers just couldn't cope ...
* Ask their old captain what he thinks of those fans ...
* They couldnt sign Lomas whose a gingered haired ...
* Weaver and Dickov are very fat ...
* They think Goater's as good as Yorke coz their both from the Carribbean...
* They've got Shaun s**te Phillips as a super sub...
* They've got Huckerby who passes better than Beckham...
* They are the reason Noel Gallaghers addicted to drugs...
* We have more Spice Girls as our fans...
* Kanchelskis only plays to pay the mob...
* Richard Dunne weighs more than their trophy room...
* Weaver is better than Massimo Taibi...
* Tiatto skins players more than Giggs...
* They've got more Aussies in their squad...
* Huckerby has had more clubs than tiger woods...
* They buy a new player every week...
* They had a thieving b*****d in a Bangkok nick...
* They had David Cassidy play at Maine Road...
* They get a minibus to train before every match...
* They say Sarah-Lou's a bluenose, is she f**k ...
* They win promotion every other year...
* You can see Sheffield from the top of the stand...
* The Eastlands will be handy for the Velodrome...
* They're going to Bell Vue but the zoo has gone...
* They've got a f**king huge bench for their MASSIVE squad......
* Even Rodney Marsh thinks they are crap...
* They've blighted more lives than foot and mouth ...
* They dropped through dropped Weaver's hands into the Nationwide...
* Their kits are made by le coq sportif...
* Their new keeper was signed from the fans 'local' town...
* Carlo Nash was sponsored by a curry house...
* They had a streaker on the pitch who left his OLD city shirt on...
* They had a sit down protest, only one turned up...
* They said the keeper did fine when he let in four goals...
* They've got a calamity keeper worth more than Barthez...
* The crowd are "magnificent" when they leave at half time...
* Australia's world record is under threat...
* They've got Clitheroes keeper - Carlo Nash!...
* They had a ginger manager who's balls hadn't dropped ..
* Like Forest and Blackburn, they're too good to go down...
* They sell more meat pies that The Rags ...
* They sell more potato pies than The Rags ...
* They Never Finish A Season In The Same Division
* Their Away Kit socks can be seen from space......
* They lend their Stewards to Stockport County...
* Their best ever manager was Alan Ball...
* They've got illuminous socks for when their massive lights fail ...
* They lasted a whole season in the Premiership...
* Haaland's got Keano's tattoo on his knee...
* Andrei Kanchelskis is a MASSIVE name...
* England's future keeper is in their reserves...
* They've got Alfie Haaland with a hole in his knee...
* They've got *Cheer up Kevin Keegan* and his MASSIVE perm...
* They have a pitch invaision at their final game...
* They've got a fat Geordie reject in the centre of defence...
* They've got a new boss who's an England reject...
* A beach soccer player wants to play for them...
* Donachie wanted to leave, so they've kidnapped him...
* They've had 20 club managers in 30 years...
* Kevin Keegan said they're a sleeping giant...
* Massive is Keegan's favourite word...
* Alma Baldwin wished them well...
* They signed a player whose career was ended by Andrew Cole...
* They sign players who are already planning to leave...
* They can't go to Millwall cos they're too f**kin hard...
* They've got a Joe Pasquale sound-alike on Century...
* They got *Cheer up Kevin Keegan* on MSN...
* *Cheer up Kevin Keegan*'s not allowed to say the 'M' word...
* They're going into Europe now that Keegans there...
* They've got the Seniors Cup in their trophy room...
* They could have played in Europe but Fowler's a ...
* They've got Paulo Wanchope, who's better than Ali...
* Dwight and Andy shagged a City fan's bird...
* They drive open top buses instead of cars

Omg

And breathe...

Well I think you should get an award for that post.

How long did it take you ?

The big difference is that everyone of the Salford songs were factually correct

Steven, i'm sure you've missed one.