What's "youtube"?

I thought that paying money to listen to the interview may help him to focus better on what's said in it!

Your probably right about us being skint and our moral low, you leythers are not usually wrong when it comes down to our business, at least we've managed to keep hold of our coach and as yet none of our players have yet asked for a transfer, so we have something to be grateful for. I think your new second choice coach behind Richard Agar will be okay once Rancid Chase brings him up to speed and harmony will once again be in evidence.
I am surprised though that after your last years pantomime and embarrassment, the middle eight's would be the last thing you would want to discuss, on the plus side it can't get any worse this time assuming you qualify

Chissy tha sounds a reet Moby, art from York?

You need a dress rehearsal before the main event, last year was that rehearsal - hope you can keep the creditors at bay.

Mo! if you want to get to the main event you'll have to rehe a lot better than last year, I suppose turning up would be a start

we're having a concert night next month to raise funds to enable us to buy a few players again for the middle eights, any chance a few of your comedians from on here can come over and entertain us a bit more, that clown jagger would go down a treat

Whoa whoa whoa! Don't count Jagger as one of ours - he's Fax's clown!

Is Ken Dodd still alive, he can give advice also

'how tickled I am'

Why thank you Iggy,I'm a York and prey of it, Al tel thi Wat owd chuffer, you mon Hokey is a gradely bloke fer a Leigher al ey a pint wi this mon any day ert wik,Ees plenty c help but a like Im.

Perhaps Ken Sodd could advise Wakey on their finances

Dodd not Sodd