I'm going for

HOODOO....... 2 minutes
But it's Saints......... 20 minutes
Saints are coming back.....Hopefully not until next season (when we're not playing them)

On five minutes when Wilkin hits Patton late on a last tackle kick. ...

"He was committed"
"He couldn't pull out"
"Nothing in that"
"Nothing malicious "
"He's not that type of player"

3 mins .... James robe should be a man of steel nomination.

Start of the second half ( if we happen to be leading ).. "Never write off the Saints"..

'God I hate Warrington' - Long shot, but his mask may slip.

That was the funniest yet Bobby .

I presume this is two minutes into the programme, not two minutes into the game

The Halliwell Jones Stadium has been a happy hunting ground for St Helens
"The Saints Hoodoo"
ROOOOBEEEEY (as he runs 3metres and gets tackled in his own half)
What a player, James Roby
You can never write off the Saints
My name is on the walls of Langtree Park
Warrington refused my request to be a mascot as a kid
Here come THE Saints

Plus he'll call Stefan Ratchford "Stefan Marsh" six times, he'll call us "THE Warrington, erm, Wildcats, erm, W, erm, Wolves i meant", he'll switch the names of Jon Wilkin and Alex Warmsley making it "Jon Walmsley and Alex Wilkin", he'll say "there goes Danny Russell" as Matty runs forward with the ball. Then it will go to Mr shouty-talktoofast, Jon Wells, at half time and he'll call Kevin Penny "Lee Penny", Jordan Turner "Jon Turner" and say "game management" four times!

jon wilkin, he's a quality dependable player, highly versatile.

Despite us not playing them, I'm going for 'Wigan have had terrible injury problems this season' in the first few seconds of commentry.

Insert Saints Players Name Here has been unlucky not to make this years Dream Team.

"is it their year"
"Saints hoodoo"
"record in the super league era"
"hold on...here we go!"
"you can never write-off the saints"
"there was nothing wrong with that...Stuart?"

- ROBEEYYYYYYYY

- He's a big unit is... err.. Walmsley.

- They a good record at the Halliwell Jones do the Saints.

- That's a 40/20 attempt! Decent idea there from Liam Fin- I mean, Luke Walsh.

- You can never write off the saints.

- Warrington come out first to start the second half. Warrington of course who played Hull at Wembley and lost.

- The Saints hold a Hoodoo over Warrington when the Wolves are on their home ground.

- I love Marc Sneydddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

- <Insert some drivel about why Stevo prefers Kerrygold butter over Lurpak>

- Warrington currently lead Saints by 4 converted tries with 5 minutes to go. Warrington of course lost at Wembley this year so you can never write off the Saints.

- Warrington of course searching for their first bit of silverware since last wee- Since 1955. They lost at Wembley this year so don't be surprised to see them lose tonight.

- On form Wigan have to be the best team in the completion. Badly hamper by injuries, the warriors can only currently field only 8 players but are somehow still beating everyone... Including Warrington two weeks ago. Warrington of course who lost at Wembley this year also lost to Wigan... Like they did at Wembley.

- Oh how I would love to have another 'wide to west' moment. I was commentating that night like I am now. That was the game wining try for the Saints which meant they went on to be the winners of that game, unlike the Warrington Wolves of course... Who lost their game at Wembley.

First line of commentary - It's been 61 YEARS SINCE WARRINGTON LAST WON THE TITLE.

5th line of commentary - It's been 61 YEARS SINCE WARRINGTON LAST WON THE TITLE.

After kick off - It's been 61 YEARS SINCE WARRINGTON LAST WON THE TITLE.

30 minutes in - It's been 61 YEARS SINCE WARRINGTON LAST WON THE TITLE.

You get the picture.