Can anyone think of a song or chant for wigan's new signing Anthony Gelling. Table top pooping.

Fook all yer gonna win Fook all yer gonna win Fook all!!!

You could have signed for a small club (Wire)
You could have signed for a small club (Wire)

But you're too young.

It's here, it's there, it's every f*ckin where, Gelling's sh*t.

Who Are You (literally - absolute no mark)

Does anybody ever sing at u20 games?

i think i know one person that probably does.

Doesn't really warrant a song

Warrington fans

This.

We signed a world class winger and the pies were jealous hence the dog barks and nonsense etc etc.

They sign an utter nobody who may or may not prove to be any good, the smart money is on NOT being any good.

Not only is he a no one but he took a dump on a table, personally i only think he came over coz he will fit right in on a saturday night out in wigan.

No song for me.

Sure you can get a tune to fit this

If after the game he goes into the players lounge Warrington should insist he wears a nappy and for extra security a baby grow.

I do think it's alarming for Wigan that this is the calibre of player they attract.

But it may be that the signing of this no-mark is a clever ruse to make Carmont look reasonable in comparison.

Clever.