Okay, this is a very daft question but I was just struck by this talk of seeing players around town.

If you could/have ask(ed) Tony Smith one question, what would it be and why?


Mine personally would be a simple one, ' What has been your favourite victory as the coach at Wire?'

I'd love to know whether it would be a Wembley win (because there is two of them) or whether there was a dominant performance that he really enjoyed (Hudds in the CC or Quins this year) Also maybe get a hint of whether he feels the rivalry us Wiremen do with certain clubs.

Why are you MUCH more successful than your brother, who, some people belive, that the sun shines out of his bum

the meaning of life.

...he knows every word of Every Sperm Is Sacred, and doesn't explode when offered after dinner chocolate confection.

MP fan i see

just one wafeer thin meent?

I would ask him what the time is.

In all honesty i'd ask him
Pink or brown........ Errr, no, i mean

From the first day to the present day what has been the biggest/most obvious change you have witnessed with the club as a whole, how much is down to you and how much to the other coaching/playing/admin staff?

If any of you have seen The Simpsons episde where Homer and Apu go to the head of Kwikee Mart in some mountains, then id probably do that...

Are you Tony Smith? Yes
REALLY? Yes
Are you sure? Yes

Thankyoucomeagain!


Id ask what his plan is for when Briers retires, as, lets face it, its the only thing that nobody seems to be able to decipher.

What can swim faster, a dog or a horse?

I met Tony Smith and watched him speak when he did an awards evening at my college.

People go off and spend thousands of pounds on gap years, and years in some Tibetan monastery , to 'find themselves' or 'see the bigger picture'.

All they really need is half an hour with Sir Tony.

you ARE taking the piddle right?

what did you think of *** **** beating the out of jamie bloem in 2003?

err NO