A few weeks ago Briers was taking the mick on twitter about Woody not having a song, does anyone have anything quick, edgy, and scans a two syllable Paul Wood.

I'm expecting big things here especially since our recently new poster became chief song writer and came up with the awe inspiring [iWe are the Wiremen[/i.

Any ideas ?

I`m sure the creator of The Wiremen Song will have a few ideas

There's only one Paul Wood
One Paul Wood
Walking along
Singing the song
Walking in a Woody Wonderland.

Original I know

Woody, Woody, Woody,Woody ahooohooooo (Kaiser Chiefs 'Ruby')

The opposition could sing

It's like thunder, lightning
The way you love me is frightenin'
You better knock, knock, knock on wood, baby

(young pups won't know this song)

to the tune of 1-0 to the Arsenal

Paul Wood, yes he's fo0kin good
His wife, she sees him in the nud
To Gareth Thomas, oh yes he gives him wood
Paul Wood, yes he's fo0kin good

I've copyrighted this allready...

Tune(jesus christ superstar)

Paul Wood, super prop
hard as nails and tough to stop
He's a Wire, not a pie.
Breaks another tackle and scores a TRY.

not bad

have you actually heard the song, jesus christ superstar, how many syllables are n the first line?



*note, very easy to condemn, lot harder to create.

Not very musical, so no idea what the tune would be;

[iHe's not made of wood
He's not made of wood
Could be steel, Could be iron
'cos he's got wire his blood[/i

Somebody suggest a tune, and I'll make it fit.

I seen that 2. There someone on there already trying to start one off that woody keeps retweeting - pauliewood pauliewood pauliepauliewood - im guessing its to the same tune as matt king's seems to fit in n woody seems to like it good idea to get him one he defo deserves it

Duh Duh Duh Woodys gunna get ya

Duh Duh Duh Woodys gunna get ya


(Same tune as the Tony Puletua one)

Why, what's wrong with it?
No rules broken.

Paauuul Wooood, suuuuuper prop.