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I'll start it off...

Mick and Paddy on a cruise,
Mick says "where is everyone tonight?",
Paddy replies "there probably watching that band downstairs"
Mick shouts "there is no bloody band"
Paddy replies "i'm sure i heard the annoucer say "a band on ship"

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Breaktime's nearly over. Back to your desk, now

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Quote: lefty goldblatt "Breaktime's nearly over. Back to your desk, now'"

thankyou for your posistive input..i'd like to resume to topic please.

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well as far as a topic about jokes goes it was pretty off topic so asking for a resume to topic is taking the mick a bit. Unless that is a joke in itself in which case I applaud you sir for your biting satire.

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Quote: Morleys Cheekbone "thankyou for your posistive input..i'd like to resume to topic please.'"



and I'd like you to be quiet, face the front and pay attention.

What a pity, they did away with corporal punishment.

Back on topic though....stolen from the Sin Bin.....
When I was a lad, my mum and dad used to cover me in cream and cherries......it was tough growing up in the gateaux

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this has got to be the most laim attempt of a topic i have seen on any forum in my life ... heres my jokes ... a man walked into a bar ... what did he say ? (answer) - ouch ... do u see what im getting at this joke is as pointless as this topic !!

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......but not as pointless as you. Stop it now, or you'll be in detention with the Mods, until the Whit half term

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im pointles haha im a kid havin fun your a grown man mate go and do summt useful with ya life icon_smile.gif

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strewth, the Tory/Lib Dems have got a MASSIVE challenge dealing with youth/education issues

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To be fair he does have a point.
It is the adults who spend all day posting on the forum who should be questioning themselves more than the kids icon_smile.gif

I'm currently questioning myself icon_wink.gif

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just to say, if anyone does want a joke thread that isn't based around 13 yr olds, here's the one on the sin bin.

viewtopic.php?f=11&t=441297
just to say, if anyone does want a joke thread that isn't based around 13 yr olds, here's the one on the sin bin.

viewtopic.php?f=11&t=441297


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