What do you think the club will spoil us with this week before the Hudds lying on game?

A stage of complete muppets pretending they can do something that they quite obviously can't, a bit like Britains got talent but Warringtons got talent instead

So basic warm up preparation by the Warrington team then?

Abit of Dance me thinks, nothing like abit of scouse house to get me going with the occassional stroll into Wigan pier, can't wait.

Something that at least one group of people will find something to moan about.

STRIPPERS..

Anything Cockers attempts.

Drinks, chat and make use of the MP3 player.

That's pretty much my pre-match these days

I'm sure we'll have the usual strange robotic dance to 'all the girls standing with their legs crossed in the line to the toilet'.

Also, what is that pants Feeling song they play now just before the teams come out?? What happened to Kill Bill or that Classical music they used to play - reminds me of when we played Salford a few years ago and they played it as the clouds came in just before kick-off and it absolutely chucked it down.

An actual UFC fight to get people in the mood

Inside Knowledge v RL Lover

king and mathers

Rick Astley or Chesney Hawkes

Perhaps as the matchday announcer shouts for us to scream for our Warrington Woooooolllllvves, Astley could come walking onto the pitch on his own instead.

I'm still waiting for the Dominos pizza to be parachuted in that we were promised

I'd just like to see You & Cockers, on't pitch, Cockers with last years or older top on, and a big thick fleece underneath that he likes to wear, even when it's cracking the flags, anyhow, you two just, doing 'The Bartman'.

Wes/Jwp/noel, i thought you had moved on from jokes that involve me and cockers. Slipping into bad habits. I hope the material isn't running out. Im getting worried. Let me know your ok.

Lee x

I missed these. Although I do tend to wear hoodies underneath my shirt most of the time. I also tend not to pay full whack for shirts and wait for the prices to come down, which is why I wear older shirts most of the time.

Still, it's been a while since you had me doing anything entertaining on the pitch.

Chuck mini rugby balls out to the crowd, or condoms as it will saves us 18plus years of bother.

Hi There Lee.

No, I can confirm that I'm fine. Material wise, it'll probably run out at a similar time to when you stop 'slipping into' Cockers, so there's a little while to go yet, so worry yourself not.

Now, off you go. Cockers wants you to gobble him.

That's because you relinquished the HT duties. You left it to the very capable Rob, who I must say for me, just oozes the word 'Dude' whenever I see him. It's like, if Terminator had met him, it'd be a totally different movie.

"I need your glasses, your .... actually, just the glasses. They're awesome."

I like to think Arnie would ask for a bottle of the blue and a bottle of the yellow spray on hair dye while he was at it.

You can see him now, kicking at the crossbar, missing by inches, then turning round to Rob saying "I'll be back". He'll wander down the tunnel and come back with a couple of machine guns, decimating the crossbar.