You haven't spoken to my chicks yet have you.... liked that brown coat you had on yesterday kid.

Think you've got the wrong bloke ace, no brown on me yesterday, chopper.

Oh here we go....you left about 10 mins before the whistle didn't you, what colour was your coat then Brown/karki or something similar to brown

I bet it was beige.

You're obsessed with spotting people from this forum at games then commenting on it.

Voyeur.

Unconfirmed rumour-tastic

Swine Flu??.... ....What no one seems to realise is that the experts tell us that 20 million of us are going to be affected by the deadly lurgee, which means that 40 million of us won't be...

So the reality is that the majority of us won't have it at all..... ..

Let's all stop being drama queens, take our vitamins, eat our fruit and veg, cross our fingers and pray the old reaperman doesn't come to take us away...

like it although some non music buffs may not get that one JWP

GMTV had a news report this morning wondering why the Americans have got no coverage of the Swine Flue pandemic. They were wondering if it's just the UK making a meal out of things.

The simple answer is that the Yanks are too wrapped up in their own self importance to report on things anywhere else.

And just on a side note..........bring back TV-AM. I miss it. :'(

the Barsterd yanks who do they think they are ???

they should be going freakin mental over a cough a temperature and sore throat like us and the Chinese....... the disrespectful bleeders

they want to shut schools ive read today....Ive got an idea shut the bleedin "swine flu helplines"

and make posters that say :

"got the Flu ?.......not an OAP ?
then Feck off and stop wasting our time

Got A big Boil on your tallywhacker
then Come in by all means we'll have a look at that...."



anyone got the Health Secretary's number i could be on to a winner here