ahem, there were a few players doing the kids thing in front of the East stand yesterday. It did feel a bit like last home game of the season/saying fairwell.

Joel in particular took a long time to get off the field.

Maybe Mr Roy is condensing all his minutes into a couple of games then he can have an early dart back home.

I was only saying that to my wife the other day while she was doing the hoovering.

hey, as long as she was doing some kind of housework.

The current future ex mrs Cat has a Dyson and says she's hoovering, it hurts my brain

I can't believe the constant, unwarranted flak I get on this forum.

Know what you mean. Mrs Turvey 'hoovers' with a Henry. She should be Henrying.

How badly wrong did Hoover get it when no-one now has a Hoover but everyone still does the hoovering.

I might sellotape that quote to the wall

After making a Xerox copy with corrections in Tippex.

i work with some old duffers who still say photostat, i'm not quite sure what that is.

None of this has anything to do with the last millennium magic weekend in Newcastle..... erm. upon Tyne.

Take a photograph of a medical situation quickly?

Photostat machines go back to the 1910-20's I think, but they disappeared around the 1960's. Probably because lots of old duffers kept nicking them for office party events, and the company couldn't afford to replace them.

Do you see any upset Zombies around?

This forum!

Colin Blunstone wasn't too happy.