"is it their year"
"Saints hoodoo"
"record in the super league era"
"hold on...here we go!"
"you can never write-off the saints"
"there was nothing wrong with that...Stuart?"

- ROBEEYYYYYYYY

- He's a big unit is... err.. Walmsley.

- They a good record at the Halliwell Jones do the Saints.

- That's a 40/20 attempt! Decent idea there from Liam Fin- I mean, Luke Walsh.

- You can never write off the saints.

- Warrington come out first to start the second half. Warrington of course who played Hull at Wembley and lost.

- The Saints hold a Hoodoo over Warrington when the Wolves are on their home ground.

- I love Marc Sneydddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

- <Insert some drivel about why Stevo prefers Kerrygold butter over Lurpak>

- Warrington currently lead Saints by 4 converted tries with 5 minutes to go. Warrington of course lost at Wembley this year so you can never write off the Saints.

- Warrington of course searching for their first bit of silverware since last wee- Since 1955. They lost at Wembley this year so don't be surprised to see them lose tonight.

- On form Wigan have to be the best team in the completion. Badly hamper by injuries, the warriors can only currently field only 8 players but are somehow still beating everyone... Including Warrington two weeks ago. Warrington of course who lost at Wembley this year also lost to Wigan... Like they did at Wembley.

- Oh how I would love to have another 'wide to west' moment. I was commentating that night like I am now. That was the game wining try for the Saints which meant they went on to be the winners of that game, unlike the Warrington Wolves of course... Who lost their game at Wembley.

First line of commentary - It's been 61 YEARS SINCE WARRINGTON LAST WON THE TITLE.

5th line of commentary - It's been 61 YEARS SINCE WARRINGTON LAST WON THE TITLE.

After kick off - It's been 61 YEARS SINCE WARRINGTON LAST WON THE TITLE.

30 minutes in - It's been 61 YEARS SINCE WARRINGTON LAST WON THE TITLE.

You get the picture.

dont watch the 1st 30 mins its top of the pops on bbc4 till kick off time but id bet my wat nots he,ll say warrington won the lls last week at hull (thru gritted teeth ) then go on to mention is this our year..avin lost at wembley.sts superb record at our place and what a player roby is..and wilkin and scarsbrook and anyone else in a sts shirt

Meanwhile in the other semi final, we are now always called 'Hull FC who have never been the same since winning at Wembley'

If we both win this week, they'll go into complete Wembley meltdown in the Grand Final.

Hoping to meet you there for a Decider!

I'll see your "hoodoo" and raise you a "get the monkey off their backs"

My old mate Stevo

Sean Long was a great player

Sintellins are known as the entertainers

Wide to West (God how I hate hearing that)

Wigan's injury list

Leeds being unable to train pre season because of their flooded training facilities (and of course, there's no other green spaces in Leeds!!!)

Roby man of steel candidate

"There was a time when Warrington couldn't buy a win against St Helens".........accompanied by a slight gasp and a shudder as he remembers a special self pleasuring moment!

Wide to Owens....Wide to Owens... Oh my word.. The Saints have done it to Warrington again..... and I FUCKING LOVE IT! (Mic hits floor)

Well least he'd be being honest!

Lucky to get away with it Warrington

"whatever happened" of course they capitulated against Wigan just a couple of weeks ago.

That looked a bit high from Simms, but the referee's let it go.

He actually said last week that we'd only ever been champions ONCE! The tool

He'll say "Could it be their year?" eight times!

Yes.

"They broke the Black and Whites' hearts last week."

*after a fifteen-pass, 90m try-scoring move where the ball reached both wings twice* "Forward! It looked like that last pass drifted forward to me... Stuart?"

Not far off 3 though was it.