set the ball on fire

Each team fields two women no bigger than a size 12 with massive norks, the 11 blokes play as normal.

The women wrestle in the middle until only one is left who then joins her side 12 v 11 unless the last two are from the same side, then it's 13 v 11.

Women only have to touch tackle, and the attacker has to motorboat, slowing down the ptb.

Subs can only be dwaves and you're allowed 7 (Burrow doesn't count). A dwarf try counts for more, 6 points and to convert you have to toss one over the H. That gets an extra 3.

To improve sponsorship every player has to change his name to Tarquin or Rupert, George is acceptable but must be double barrelled. 50% of fans must own a Range Rover or Jag and have at least one blue cheese in the fridge

Call me cynical if you like, but I don't think some of these suggestions are entirely serious.

Mine was legit, i'm writing up the official proposal as we speak.

I have to say your proposal looks decidedly unbalanced if you are going to field; "two women no bigger than a size 12 with massive norks"

Could the women do the wrestling in a paddling pool of raspberry jelly? If so I think the proposal is very well thought out.

Let no-one say our game doesn't innovate.

I'm open to tweak here and there if you have any suggestions

Great idea. take even more money out of the lower leagues. here's something totally radical, try investing in the lower leagues thus increasing the quality and lessening the gap.

Well said.

Don’t let the RFL have anything to do with it! That’ll be a good starting point.

god.... you dont take what some write on here serious do you

I think I am going to be far more careful in future Sir AM.