Quote: Fatbelly "Defence lawyer..................
'Yes your honour as you can see from the photograph, the Hull player clearly led with his chin into my astonished and defenceless clients forearm'.
'And I might add your honour before you make any judgement, may I remind you we are Wigan''"
Wigan representative "awwwww, come on your honour, you've helped us out in the past".
Judge "very well, but don't let it happen again"
Wigan rep "awwwww cheers, your a pal. Don't worry, I'll never publish those pictures of you in the Norweb replica top, well, at least until we meet again (which will probably be next week).