Oops, looks like your persona's slipped off.

I agree with Sally. I bumped into Paul Cullen in Stockton Heath and he said the same. He said that he daren't have 'private' conversations with anyone anymore, due to it being twisted and plastered all over t'internet within hours.

I saw Mal Meninga shopping in Tesco last week, he was buying light bulbs which I though was a shame as Asda have a buy one get one free offer on at the moment

I saw a bloke on Saturday night that looked the spit of Fred Elliot from Corrie.

i once bought a cheeseburger from david van day.


i took it back, i wasn't convinced it was properly cooked, the cheese wasn't melted or owt.

Funny, I was just saying to Ronan Keating, H from Steps and Englebert Humperdink how much I hate name droppers.

I just had Elvis appear in my kitchen. I had to chuck him out as he was licking raw cake batter out of the mixing bowl.

funnily enough william shakespeare appeared in my local the other night, the bartender said "Geddout yer barred"

well i answered a thread on the interweb thingie that DEAN RICHMOND had been involved with!!

Come on that's TOO far-fetched!

Just finished a phone conversation with Mal Meninga and he told me that although the light bulbs at Tesco worked out more expensive than those at Asda, Tesco fruit and Veg prices are much cheaper. It works out to about a £4.61 saving per month.

I wonder what Carol Vorderman would say about that. BA Baracus would pity the fool that ignored a deal like that.

Dean Richmond drinks in the Red Lion. Honest.

Unfortunately.

[size=59Only kidding, Dean.[/size

I hate it when he does that. He really should start looking after himself better and having his 'five a day' instead of all that deep fried roadkill.

I've got Jesus in my life. He's a pretty cool guy but you wouldn't cross him.

Does he?

It was nailed on you'd say that.

He also makes a mean 'fish toastie' out of pretty much anything.

I bet he's a bugger to take swimming?

Oh no, he doesn't poo in the pool or anything.

Judas is sound too, bit bitchy like, you always wonder what he's saying about you behind your back like.

It's that Moses you have to worry about down the local swimming baths. It's murder when he does that when you are preparing for your 50m ASA badge.

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I went into the pool and he turned it into wine, that was a tricky one to explain to the wife when i came home stinking of alcohol

and cod in breadcrumbs too, makes a change to batter