I think you'll find Daz C is our other marquee player

He’s from Chadderton And has a North Mancunian accent.

Wouldn't have minded if he came, just on a "pay as you play" basis.
If [iwho are ya[/i's comments are to be believed, it seems we've dodged a bullet, though. It's only a few weeks to the start of the 3 point season, and a club has only just come in for him. Not exactly a hot property, there.

Still, he does (or at least did) possess [ithe X factor[/i. Bar Ratchford, we're not exactly overflowing with that, atm.

That wouldn't have gone down well at Twickers.
The CEO would've been checking if his head was buttoned up at the back.
The retired old buffers would've thought he was a porter
And Major General Farquhar wouldn't have appreciated [ihis type[/i.

All stereotypes are here

Yes I know.
It's just banter.

Some people prefer to save the h's