I would invest 25 million at the club and another 25 million for the rugby league benevolent fund to benefit all the injured players. A corporate box would be nice, and bring back the two pint pots!!

I'd agree with you here, it's hard to find anything even remotely funny about a stadium catching fire. Footage of Valley Parade in 1985 when a fire broke out during a game is some of the most harrowing stuff I've ever seen.

Glad it's not just me. I accept he almost certainly didn't mean it literally but we don't joke about stabbing people, assaulting minors or racist abuse - not sure why joking about setting fire to stuff is OK.

...Build a bonfire.. build a bonfire.. put the scousers on the top....put the city in the middle and we'll burn the.........

Never sung that song in my life.