Quote: Horatio Yed "Remember your wife when she was your girlfriend, how it was exciting, that first time you got her in to bed, you wasn't a virgin, you knew what sex was like but you were still super excited so much so you probably lasted 3 minutes and told her you're not usually that bad, that is winning the LLS.
Eventually though she becomes your wife and you're winning the LLS a few times but it's not the same, then one day you take her up the back shute and it's really exciting, that is winning the GF.
Right now all the Wire fans are preparing to have sex with your girl for the first time, hopefully we'll take her up the wrong un before even marrying her so that we can cheat on her with a stunning Aussie bird.'"
