Kind of an accident but not really. A lad I know pulled a bird and was going round her house for the first time, she had told him that if there was no car outside, then her Dad gone to darts, the lad entered and walked straight upstairs and stood outside a locked bathroom door and said "i'm going to destroy you when you get outside" "No you're not you little sh*t" came the reply. The girl was outside bringing the washing in and her dad's car had broken down on the way home from work and he was having a shower after being covered in crap trying to fix it. The relationship didn't last long.

Branded myself with a iron whilst trying to iron my jeans and watch phoenix nights. I screamed the house down

Suppose to take them off first...

When i was about 9 i was running around the house and caught the sharp corner of a kitchen cabinet and cut my head open. Still have the scar. Also cut my head open again when running around a skip in the driveway

this is a daily occurence!

lovely couple from me! when i was about 7/8 i was in our kitchen, old linoleum floor(things bounced if you dropped them) well got a knife out the kitchen drawer and dropped it when walking, bounced back up of the floor and stuck straight into my shin, walked into the living room balling my eyes out with a knife stuck in my shin, mum stuck some savlon on and a plaster, 3 weeks later it healed, still got a lovely little scar though.

also a month or so back, working at my halls of residence went to help a lad set up his internet in his room, and as i was leaving closed the door(big heavy fire doors) behind me, leaving a finger in it and bang, thankfully due to my cat-like reflexes avoided a nice shattered finger, and instead only ended up with a swollen finger for a month or so, was black as could be!